New neighbors

[CrooKs]

Yesterday evening I was leave Casa de Dutch and I noticed someone was moving into the house across the street. Nothing out of the ordinary as the couple who own it have retired to sunny SoFla and rent it out. As I arrived back home a couple hours later I noticed they were still unloading things into the home. That is when I saw it, this ***** has on a pair of Gator socks. Then her man, I use man loosely, comes out from the garage and he too has a pair of UF socks on. I go into my closet and a put on my 'Canes ultraboost, adidas canes socks, canes shorts, already had on the shirt and hat. I walk over and ask if they need any help, they said thanks for the offer but they were done for the evening.

Anyhow, being the good neighbor I am. I thought I would get the man a UF decal to put on his truck seeing as how the woman has one on her SUV but he doesn't have one on his truck.

Miami Hurricanes Rival UF Fish Decal

www.caneswear.com

What do you guys think

 

[JOE'CANE]

Hook them up bro lol

 

[Unsider]

I would’ve pasted one on his bumper at night, and leave it for his wife to find out and suspect all she’s been is his gator pnzzy all this time.

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

I think you should get a Marshall amplifier aimed at their house and blast the hurricane warning siren till they leave and..get James Jackson’s brother to welcome them to the neighborhood. What the **** are doing in Miami. Would be like me moving to Iran

 

[fraggle]

Since they can only afford socks you should be a good neighbor and buy them 2 shirts...

They won't figure it out!

 

[UMFarArcher]

You need a neon "U" in your front window.

 

[troyskiles]

Blast this one at them. I hit this on a loud outdoor stereo when the Canes Score.

 

[TheU 4ever]

Yesterday evening I was leave Casa de Dutch and I noticed someone was moving into the house across the street. Nothing out of the ordinary as the couple who own it have retired to sunny SoFla and rent it out. As I arrived back home a couple hours later I noticed they were still unloading things into the home. That is when I saw it, this ***** has on a pair of Gator socks. Then her man, I use man loosely, comes out from the garage and he too has a pair of UF socks on. I go into my closet and a put on my 'Canes ultraboost, adidas canes socks, canes shorts, already had on the shirt and hat. I walk over and ask if they need any help, they said thanks for the offer but they were done for the evening.

Anyhow, being the good neighbor I am. I thought I would get the man a UF decal to put on his truck seeing as how the woman has one on her SUV but he doesn't have one on his truck.

Miami Hurricanes Rival UF Fish Decal

www.caneswear.com

What do you guys think

Why don't you get each one a nice "U" t-shirt, as a welcome to the neighborhood present!

 

[gruntking]

If the wife is really hot there's no reason to bring up any rivalry stuff... just saying.
Yes I'm a dog.

 

[MainLineCane]

Wait.. you wait till they're almost done. change into FULL Miami war gear ...go over late and offer to help...and now want to buy them decals because you noticed something only an eagle or CIA would notice?

OK since you asked...

Im sure they saw you scoping them out all day thru the blinds while they worked...people tend to notice that type of "behavior"...Im sure that made a real big impression

A hint: when you start to notice what kind socks people are wearing ...you're waaaaay beyond staring

Mind your business neighbor.....and under NO circumstances do you follow them to work and elsewhere... like you did all the others

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

In this instances, Frost is correct, good fences make good neighbors.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Challenge them to a "Loser Leaves Town" wager on the August 24th tilt. The neighborhood ain't big enough for both of ya.

 

[305to954]

It should never be this deep...we telling stories about about ****** in socks..not a jersey, not a hat..socks

 

[CaneOil]

Blast this one at them. I hit this on a loud outdoor stereo when the Canes Score.

I remember as a kid those going off every Friday at Noon for a minute or two. You could here them for many miles away.

 

[hydro66]

TOO LONG TO READ

 

[TreOFive]

Blast this one at them. I hit this on a loud outdoor stereo when the Canes Score.

That is what I am gonna do to **** my neighbors off this season...lol thanks for idea. Cant wait for a night game

 

[Canedog]

Walk yo dog in their yard tonight.

 

[Billy D Williams]

I think you should get a Marshall amplifier aimed at their house and blast the hurricane warning siren till they leave and..get James Jackson’s brother to welcome them to the neighborhood. What the **** are doing in Miami. Would be like me moving to Iran

James Jackson Brother welcome greeting! You'd see them putting their lizard crap back in the truck.

 

[Macca21]

I think you should get a Marshall amplifier aimed at their house and blast the hurricane warning siren till they leave and..get James Jackson’s brother to welcome them to the neighborhood. What the **** are doing in Miami. Would be like me moving to Iran

I need to get James Jackson’s brother to my neck of the woods. Friggin’ neighbors. I try to be rude and they just can’t figure it out.

 

[troyskiles]

That is what I am gonna do to **** my neighbors off this season...lol thanks for idea. Cant wait for a night game

Put on a good stereo and speakers and crank it up. Trust me, soon enough, your neighbors will know you are a Canes fan.