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My father just came out of a coma

Introduce him to the iPhone and tell him we had a black president that got elected to a second term.
 
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Canestomp said:
Bruce Jenner is now Caitlin Jenner and beat Lauren Hill--an actual brave and deserving recipient--to win the Arthur Ashe Courage Award even though she didn't have the courage to go 100% and cut off the goods.

If that's too much too soon, just tell him the Orange Bowl no longer exists and in it's place the abomination that is the Miami Marlins took their place or that OJ is out of prison, Joined Twitter and now underhandedly threatens to kill famous people.
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All that truth would send the poor guy BACK into a coma.
 
Caneman2 said:
He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?
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Tell him brother with a hand over his shoulder a cold brew in the other " That Our Canes been fighting for awhile".... just like you Pops!

Blessings and prosperity to you and your family.

Go Canes!
 
Tell him our administration stopped caring about football shortly after Vietnam.

Tell him about the 5 head coaches we've hired, none of which have or will go on to another HC job at a major football university.
 
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moshated305 said:
OP going over everyone's head.

That was the last day Miami was Miami. Next day was that diasterous makeup game with GT and Miami hasnt been the same since.

98-73 record 🤢
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98-73? Didn't realize it was THAT bad, but then I remember 48-0 to UVA and 58-0 to Clemson, both at home.
 
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