My father just came out of a coma

[Caneman2]

He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?

 

[Lokest]

Don’t or you’ll make him regret it

 

[Silver King]

Tell him about the Dolphins first, won't make it look so bad.

 

[Caneman2]

He thinks that we’re going to beat the 17 point underdog Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets tomorrow and that we might make our 3rd NC game in 5 years. (If Texas or USCw loses.)

He thinks that Larry Coker has finally eliminated the last of his critics with the 8-1 start, especially the Va Tech game.

 

[LeavingJesusland]

Something batsh*t insane like a reality TV star was voted into the White House

 

[Southcane]

Don't tell him anything or he would want to go back into coma again.

 

[gruntking]

Tell him that with the ACCN viewing a Canes game is a ******* adventure.

 

[streetja]

Tell him about your *** change before he notices those aren’t pimples on your chest

 

[3rd-43]

Tell him that his son’s life has been reduced to making similar yet pointless threads 11x per evening. He should of let his mistress keep the aborted baby to bring the fulfillment you have failed to deliver.

 

[Dwinstitles]

if u tell him he will go back into a coma

 

[SigmundFriend]

He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?

Tell him the team still sucks

 

[Dwinstitles]

tell him the U has been in a coma since the same time "welcome back to the real world" like morpheus says where the KKK run cfb.

 

[JgDaCane]

Tell him Manny Diaz is the next Dabo. I’m sure even he’ll laugh at that.

 

[Rellyrell]

Tell him the story of Clappy, Radio, Goldie, and Richt; they all came here and didn’t do chit

 

[Fbdr24]

Lie like a mfer!!

 

[Go Canes!!]

Tell him only five active coaches have won NCAA titles since he left you and two of them are now coaching at Kansas and UNC.

 

[DomWorld_Peace]

Tell him Bruce Jenner is now a mom.

 

[JD08]

Tell him you can now serve openly in the armed forces and get married.

 

[GOCANES05]

Show him this and watch the reaction.

 

[TheEye]

College football is dead and they no longer have any more games.