My father just came out of a coma

[Saviorcane]

Tell him we have great academics, oh wait.

 

[The Franchise]

Tell him I wish he would have died.

 

[jsy]

Don’t tell him anything bc you don’t want him to go back into his coma

 

[caneworld]

Get him to meet up with Realus George, the last player in college from 2005, still playing CFB.

 

[For_The_U]

He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?

Sadly, you can inform him that Canes-wise he has missed absolutely nothing.

 

[MedleyCane]

He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?

That he should've worn a condom on November 17, 2005.

 

[pacusmc]

Tell him the kids of the soldiers in Afghanistan are now getting recruited to fight THE SAME **** WAR.
Tell them that both party’s electorate are being steered by cell phone news coverage. And a messaging app.
Tell him that Mexican immigrants were able to do what the Germans Koreans and Vietnamese couldn’t.
Tell him that liberals are raising vegan cats.
Tell him that pussies want to change the name of the university of Miami cause hurricanes is to insensitive and may offend people that suffer the damages of those storms.
Tell him we’re 0-2.
Tell him that the the most racist of schools are dominating cfb.
Tell him that a large group of Americans love the Russian president.
Tell him that this thread will get me a warning
and people will fight over it.
Tell him we had a black president and everything is his fault.
Tell him we have a white president and everything is also his fault.
Tell him we live in a finger pointing, keyboard bully society where you can’t say sht or criticize anything.
Tell home George Orwell he was spot on.
And tell him we still ain’t byke.

 

[JD08]

Tell him I wish he would have died.

Before having children.

 

[canesdogo]

Ask him if he is ready for some popcorn...
Then tell him there is an adventure ride that will take him up, and down, so get ready.........
He will be mesmerized......

 

[Pingaso_City]

Something batsh*t insane like a reality TV star was voted into the White House

Because that's relevant....

 

[johnnytsunami01]

Tell him the kids of the soldiers in Afghanistan are now getting recruited to fight THE SAME **** WAR.
Tell them that both party’s electorate are being steered by cell phone news coverage. And a messaging app.
Tell him that Mexican immigrants were able to do what the Germans Koreans and Vietnamese couldn’t.
Tell him that liberals are raising vegan cats.
Tell him that pussies want to change the name of the university of Miami cause hurricanes is to insensitive and may offend people that suffer the damages of those storms.
Tell him we’re 0-2.
Tell him that the the most racist of schools are dominating cfb.
Tell him that a large group of Americans love the Russian president.
Tell him that this thread will get me a warning
and people will fight over it.
Tell him we had a black president and everything is his fault.
Tell him we have a white president and everything is also his fault.
Tell him we live in a finger pointing, keyboard bully society where you can’t say sht or criticize anything.
Tell home George Orwell he was spot on.
And tell him we still ain’t byke.

Eat a Snickers, you'll feel better

 

[pacusmc]

Eat a Snickers, you'll feel better

I Woke up grumpy old man style.
Took a shot at everything. I’ll have cold one after work and fatty. Then get ready for a rainy game.

 

[MainLineCane]

The Franchise said:
Tell him I wish he would have died.

Before having children.

Now that's funny

 

[simplycanes]

Tell him we relocated the program to Alabama, and the team in Coral Gables is an FCS expansion team.

 

[Salt]

He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?

cane football has kind of been in a coma since then too. Maybe your dad snapping out of it is a good omen?

 

[nikkoum]

Tell him the kids of the soldiers in Afghanistan are now getting recruited to fight THE SAME **** WAR.
Tell them that both party’s electorate are being steered by cell phone news coverage. And a messaging app.
Tell him that Mexican immigrants were able to do what the Germans Koreans and Vietnamese couldn’t.
Tell him that liberals are raising vegan cats.
Tell him that pussies want to change the name of the university of Miami cause hurricanes is to insensitive and may offend people that suffer the damages of those storms.
Tell him we’re 0-2.
Tell him that the the most racist of schools are dominating cfb.
Tell him that a large group of Americans love the Russian president.
Tell him that this thread will get me a warning
and people will fight over it.
Tell him we had a black president and everything is his fault.
Tell him we have a white president and everything is also his fault.
Tell him we live in a finger pointing, keyboard bully society where you can’t say sht or criticize anything.
Tell home George Orwell he was spot on.
And tell him we still ain’t byke.

Post of the year. BTW this thread has sooo much potential.

 

[TheMatador]

Tell him the story of Slappy, Radio, Goldie, and Richt; they all came here and didn’t do chit

Wasn't it "Clappy"?

 

[88]

OP can't be serious

 

[Canestomp]

He went into the coma on November 18, 2005.

What do I tell him about what’s happened with Canes football since then?

Bruce Jenner is now Caitlin Jenner and beat Lauren Hill--an actual brave and deserving recipient--to win the Arthur Ashe Courage Award even though she didn't have the courage to go 100% and cut off the goods.

If that's too much too soon, just tell him the Orange Bowl no longer exists and in it's place the abomination that is the Miami Marlins took their place or that OJ is out of prison, Joined Twitter and now underhandedly threatens to kill famous people.

 

[DomWorld_Peace]

Tell him we relocated the program to Alabama, and the team in Coral Gables is an FCS expansion team.

This is good