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Mostly OT: Believe it or not, the OC situation could have been worse (Iowa)

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Mods move it if you need to, but Iowa was probably the only team this year that truly had a worse offense than us (relative to what is expected) scoring 17.7 pts a game vs our 23.3 and a good chunk of those points is from their D scoring touchdowns.

Their situation is hopeless as their OC is the head coach's son and for those of you that haven't been following, they just gave him a performance improvement plan that only calls for the team (not the offense) to average 25 pts a game next year and he will get a raise and extended 2 more years. This video sums it up in amusing fashion and reminds us that it could have actually been worse!

 
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Shogungts said:
Mods move it if you need to, but Iowa was probably the only team this year that truly had a worse offense than (relative to what is expected) scoring 17.7 pts a game vs our 23.3 and a good chunk of those points is from their D scoring touchdowns.

Their situation is hopeless as their OC is the head coaches son and for those of you that haven't been following, they just game him a performance improvement plan that only calls for the team (not the offense) to average 25 pts a game next year and he will get a raise and extended 2 more years. This video sums it up in amusing fashion and reminds us that it could have actually been worse!

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The situation at Iowa is akin to when Richt Jr was on staff…
 
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BS85 said:
Ferentz seems like one of the biggest pieces of **** ever
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Gattis:

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Shogungts said:
Mods move it if you need to, but Iowa was probably the only team this year that truly had a worse offense than us (relative to what is expected) scoring 17.7 pts a game vs our 23.3 and a good chunk of those points is from their D scoring touchdowns.

Their situation is hopeless as their OC is the head coach's son and for those of you that haven't been following, they just game him a performance improvement plan that only calls for the team (not the offense) to average 25 pts a game next year and he will get a raise and extended 2 more years. This video sums it up in amusing fashion and reminds us that it could have actually been worse!

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Comparing offensive futility between Iowa and Miami is thematically the same as determining who is the taller midget.
 
Shogungts said:
Mods move it if you need to, but Iowa was probably the only team this year that truly had a worse offense than us (relative to what is expected) scoring 17.7 pts a game vs our 23.3 and a good chunk of those points is from their D scoring touchdowns.

Their situation is hopeless as their OC is the head coach's son and for those of you that haven't been following, they just game him a performance improvement plan that only calls for the team (not the offense) to average 25 pts a game next year and he will get a raise and extended 2 more years. This video sums it up in amusing fashion and reminds us that it could have actually been worse!

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That chick is really annoying. I know all about this Iowa situation because I have a neighbor that is an alum. So what she is saying is correct, she just has an annoying sort of Midwest/valley girl type voice that grates.
 
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AD should have a performance clause to fire him if he doesn’t produce so his daddy doesn’t have to pull the plug.
 
Shogungts said:
Mods move it if you need to, but Iowa was probably the only team this year that truly had a worse offense than us (relative to what is expected) scoring 17.7 pts a game vs our 23.3 and a good chunk of those points is from their D scoring touchdowns.

Their situation is hopeless as their OC is the head coach's son and for those of you that haven't been following, they just game him a performance improvement plan that only calls for the team (not the offense) to average 25 pts a game next year and he will get a raise and extended 2 more years. This video sums it up in amusing fashion and reminds us that it could have actually been worse!

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Great post. Iowa boosters agreed to this?

Pathetic
 
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Shogungts said:
Mods move it if you need to, but Iowa was probably the only team this year that truly had a worse offense than us (relative to what is expected) scoring 17.7 pts a game vs our 23.3 and a good chunk of those points is from their D scoring touchdowns.

Their situation is hopeless as their OC is the head coach's son and for those of you that haven't been following, they just game him a performance improvement plan that only calls for the team (not the offense) to average 25 pts a game next year and he will get a raise and extended 2 more years. This video sums it up in amusing fashion and reminds us that it could have actually been worse!

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I thought Iowa got a new OC, Jim Svoboda
 
Empirical Cane said:
I'd coordinate some half back dives for her. To be clear, these would be very long and slow to develop.

There are no minute plays in The Empirical One's playbook.
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I think I coined this name like I coined LCE. Can I get some kind of award or even a cookie for it?
 
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