The annual Mike Leach post poked its tip from the ******* early this year (Sept 8) - this has to be a record. Let me save everyone, "errr can you imagine what Leach's offense will do with South Florida African American speed. It wil be like the Olympic games 5000 meters, but with cheetahs, with black cleats, they'd still be running, Leach runs them at night, nude, across campus, like ninjas, running, down Biscayne Blvd, up to Hallandale, run young urban speedsters, spread yourself out when we run, across all lanes on US1, thats our sidelines boys, Cuba and Tampa, Uncle Leach is here to bottle that speed and create lightning, lightning in a bottle, but black lightning spreading, like they have in the Ural mountains. I just ejaculated."