Miami adds Texas transfer kicker Bert Auburn to the 2025-26 roster

Can you name any kicker on any other team besides Gramatica at USF? Lol. College kickers almost always suck ****. We were blessed with the Borregales brothers. That being the expectation is a lot to ask unfortunately. Kickers are their own thing. Abram Murray was the 5th ranked kicker coming out of HS doesn't mean ****.

This dude from Texas if we didn't have Borregales last year, people would have liked as the addition. He has never missed a PAT, his So yr made 80% of his kicks and jr yr made 82%. No question dude sucked this past year...

Jose made 83% 77%, then 73% as a jr with 3 missed PATs at FIU before coming here and hitting 90%.

Andres was elite for us, only ever missed 1 PAT in 4 yrs, and hit 81%, 85%, 85%, then capped it off with 94% of his kicks this year... Expecting that would honestly be ludicrous. Again college kickers usually suck balls and will miss random kicks.
I’m not reading this

I’m assuming you’re disagreeing with me so that’s good

When I start posting things you like I’ll reevaluate what I’m doing
 
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So enamored with ND.. as if they have all Americans at every position and have no weak spots lol.

We had no chance last time they came to town either. Then… we all know what happened. Buzzsawed. With Malik ******* rosier at QB. 41-8.

Can’t wait to see your posts after we shove them week 1.
Such a simpleton response. Nobody is saying we have no chance against them and my point clearly went over your head.

ND is by far the most talented team we face on our schedule. Their strengths on offense (running game) is a terrible matchup for our weak front 7. This team is full of holes and the roster isn’t being fixed as many of us hoped for. We are bringing in 20 DB’s, though. Add a questionable kicker and this is no bueno.

I know this may be a tough pill to swallow but that 2017 game will not have any impact on this game. That 2017 defense is light years ahead from this season’s. Apples and ******* oranges.

Btw, ND spread has gone up to -3. But it’s okay, 2017 will win us this game…
 
Such a simpleton response. Nobody is saying we have no chance against them and my point clearly went over your head.

ND is by far the most talented team we face on our schedule. Their strengths on offense (running game) is a terrible matchup for our weak front 7. This team is full of holes and the roster isn’t being fixed as many of us hoped for. We are bringing in 20 DB’s, though. Add a questionable kicker and this is no bueno.

I know this may be a tough pill to swallow but that 2017 game will not have any impact on this game. That 2017 defense is light years ahead from this season’s. Apples and ******* oranges.

Btw, ND spread has gone up to -3. But it’s okay, 2017 will win us this game…
You clearly think we have no chance against ND. You’ve made that clear by continuously slamming our swiss cheese roster while referencing ND - again, as if ND and everyone else has no holes themselves.

Please enlighten us all about our weak D line you speak of (who by the way ranked 18th last year against the run). Who did we lose from last years roster there that’s going to cause teams to run down our throat? Barrow? lol. Another year of an older Bain, Mesidor, the young pups in the middle, while adding Blay and a Hayden Lowe who everyone praises. You act like kids don’t improve year over year… particularly 4 and 5 star rated players. Let me guess, those types only regress at Miami?

I never said 2017 will win us this game??? But if you think our 2017 roster didn’t have holes, specifically at the most important position, QB, then **** I’ve got ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.

A spread of -3 in the first game of the year in the portal era means jack ****. College football and basketball notoriously take a few weeks for Vegas to accurately gauge. Using that as an example is comical.

Rest assured, I’ll be here looking for your excuses why Miami was able to “get by” ND with a win. And I’ll reply to your belly aching with my bet slip showing my winnings. If you’re so sure, make your “easy money” against this awful Miami roster by betting against it. Proof will be in the pudding, puddin’!
 
You clearly think we have no chance against ND. You’ve made that clear by continuously slamming our swiss cheese roster while referencing ND - again, as if ND and everyone else has no holes themselves.

Please enlighten us all about our weak D line you speak of (who by the way ranked 18th last year against the run). Who did we lose from last years roster there that’s going to cause teams to run down our throat? Barrow? lol. Another year of an older Bain, Mesidor, the young pups in the middle, while adding Blay and a Hayden Lowe who everyone praises. You act like kids don’t improve year over year… particularly 4 and 5 star rated players. Let me guess, those types only regress at Miami?

I never said 2017 will win us this game??? But if you think our 2017 roster didn’t have holes, specifically at the most important position, QB, then **** I’ve got ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.

A spread of -3 in the first game of the year in the portal era means jack ****. College football and basketball notoriously take a few weeks for Vegas to accurately gauge. Using that as an example is comical.

Rest assured, I’ll be here looking for your excuses why Miami was able to “get by” ND with a win. And I’ll reply to your belly aching with my bet slip showing my winnings. If you’re so sure, make your “easy money” against this awful Miami roster by betting against it. Proof will be in the pudding, puddin’!
My large bet on the Canes for this game begs to differ but believe whatever you want. I give zero ***** what you think nor do I even know wtf you are. 🤣
 
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My large bet on the Canes for this game begs to differ but believe whatever you want. I give zero ***** what you think nor do I even know wtf you are. 🤣
Touché.

Im just glad you retired your Arozerena gif of him flexing after a double…because you were whiffing a **** of a lot more than hitting - kinda like your takes on this “potent” ND squad that’s gonna run amuck of our Canes.
 
Such a simpleton response. Nobody is saying we have no chance against them and my point clearly went over your head.

ND is by far the most talented team we face on our schedule. Their strengths on offense (running game) is a terrible matchup for our weak front 7. This team is full of holes and the roster isn’t being fixed as many of us hoped for. We are bringing in 20 DB’s, though. Add a questionable kicker and this is no bueno.

I know this may be a tough pill to swallow but that 2017 game will not have any impact on this game. That 2017 defense is light years ahead from this season’s. Apples and ******* oranges.

Btw, ND spread has gone up to -3. But it’s okay, 2017 will win us this game…
This opening game will probably be the most important from our Lbs of the entire season, which is actually the most concerning thing to me. I think that is gunna push our coaches to go with the more experienced lbs who I think simply aren’t more than average at best. I like our young talent at Lb and think by mid season a guy like Wiley could really step up. But I doubt he’ll be the guy by ND.

I like our DLine though which is the biggest difference between your opinion and mine.

The good thing about us having good DBs though is they’re going with a 1st time starting qb to start a season they have very high expectations and a major opening game to start your career. We know we need to 99% lock in on stopping the run. Makes the game quite simple honestly. Stop the run. Fail and we lose, succeed I think we win.
 
Probably going to send Auburn out on XPs and anything under 40 yards, maybe up to 45. Then the FIU kid will take the 45+ attempts.

My assumption. Maybe not. He was pretty good from any range in 2023.


We will be perfect on kicks next year.

Because we are ONLY going to score TDs. No FGs for us. 100% TD rate in the red zone, baby.
 
So enamored with ND.. as if they have all Americans at every position and have no weak spots lol.

We had no chance last time they came to town either. Then… we all know what happened. Buzzsawed. With Malik ******* rosier at QB. 41-8.

Can’t wait to see your posts after we shove them week 1.

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We are referencing games from 8 years and 2 regimes ago. God bless.
 
Do I want to evaluate him with my soccer expertise and do people actually give a **** or not?
 
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Do I want to evaluate him with my soccer expertise and do people actually give a **** or not?
I think for the most part kicker success is like 95% mental. His ability to hit from 50 doesn't really matter as much
 
I think for the most part kicker success is like 95% mental. His ability to hit from 50 doesn't really matter as much
It is, but its a craft with very fine details mattering a lot. It's like a golf swing or a throw of the dart, one slight error in movement and you're not hitting the net
 
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