Meet Austin!

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Raising your boy right! Good to hear. I dress my daughter in Canes gear and she likes to watch games with me. What's awesome is any time a football game is on, regardless of who's playing, she yells...GO CANES!!!!!!!
 
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My son and I just made a quick run to Target (literally just happened). It was meant to be a quick trip to the store. Life has a funny way of adding "life" to any situation.

As I proceeded to take my son, Austin, out of his car seat, I was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected "Hey" from a Gaytor fan! For context, I pretty much keep my Miami flags flying on my vehicles at all times (I'm that dude).

The Gaytor fan, who's decked out in Gaytor filth, asked me, "Why do you have Miami flags on your car when it is not football season?" My response,......"Seasons? At The U, we don't deal with seasons, this is a life style!" I shut his corny *** down!!! What I didn't realize, is my 4 year old son, Austin, was right beside me throwing up the "U" at him during the entirety of our 30 second encounter with this bytch *** Gaytor fan! My son has one of the meanest "mean mugs" on the planet (I've provided proof in the pictures below. Just imagine him throwing up the "U" with these facial expressions)

When my son and I finally made it into Target, after dealing with that *******, I asked him, "how did he know the guy was a Gaytor fan?" His response was priceless! He said, "Dad, orange is suppose to go with green, not blue!"

I get that this story is not for everybody. I am just a very proud father, sharing a Saturday story with the CIS fam!


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Could be a part of the Peaky Blinders in that last pic! I rate that
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Indeed, he is! He's such a Cane, at times he make me feel like I need to step my "Cane" game up! Below is a picture of him eating a small piece of bread about 2 years ago (he's two years old at the time). He noticed that his bite imprint left the shape of the "U". He immediately turned to his mom, who's an FSU grad, and put his bread in the air and then said, "Uuuuuuu!! I had to grab my phone a take a pic.

He was born to be a Cane!
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that's awesome my man. With a little luck he'll become one of our future ambassadors lol
 
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Don't get your kid obsessed with the U and hating everyone else with a different color.

Like the U, root for the U and all that ,but in the end only one thing matters, teach him to love the God that made life available to us all with all his heart .
 
Don't get your kid obsessed with the U and hating everyone else with a different color.

Like the U, root for the U and all that ,but in the end only one thing matters, teach him to love the God that made life available to us all with all his heart .

It’s all good, God hates the gators too, Tebow ****ed him off!
 
Savage you raising him right

My son and I just made a quick run to Target (literally just happened). It was meant to be a quick trip to the store. Life has a funny way of adding "life" to any situation.

As I proceeded to take my son, Austin, out of his car seat, I was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected "Hey" from a Gaytor fan! For context, I pretty much keep my Miami flags flying on my vehicles at all times (I'm that dude).

The Gaytor fan, who's decked out in Gaytor filth, asked me, "Why do you have Miami flags on your car when it is not football season?" My response,......"Seasons? At The U, we don't deal with seasons, this is a life style!" I shut his corny *** down!!! What I didn't realize, is my 4 year old son, Austin, was right beside me throwing up the "U" at him during the entirety of our 30 second encounter with this bytch *** Gaytor fan! My son has one of the meanest "mean mugs" on the planet (I've provided proof in the pictures below. Just imagine him throwing up the "U" with these facial expressions)

When my son and I finally made it into Target, after dealing with that *******, I asked him, "how did he know the guy was a Gaytor fan?" His response was priceless! He said, "Dad, orange is suppose to go with green, not blue!"

I get that this story is not for everybody. I am just a very proud father, sharing a Saturday story with the CIS fam!


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Don't get your kid obsessed with the U and hating everyone else with a different color.

Like the U, root for the U and all that ,but in the end only one thing matters, teach him to love the God that made life available to us all with all his heart .
Understandable but sod every one else
 
Don't get your kid obsessed with the U and hating everyone else with a different color.

Like the U, root for the U and all that ,but in the end only one thing matters, teach him to love the God that made life available to us all with all his heart .
Grandma, is that you?
 
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Great story @reg! He's a great lookin' young fella. You should be proud. Thanks for bringing a huge smile to this old Cane's face!
 
My son and I just made a quick run to Target (literally just happened). It was meant to be a quick trip to the store. Life has a funny way of adding "life" to any situation.

As I proceeded to take my son, Austin, out of his car seat, I was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected "Hey" from a Gaytor fan! For context, I pretty much keep my Miami flags flying on my vehicles at all times (I'm that dude).

The Gaytor fan, who's decked out in Gaytor filth, asked me, "Why do you have Miami flags on your car when it is not football season?" My response,......"Seasons? At The U, we don't deal with seasons, this is a life style!" I shut his corny *** down!!! What I didn't realize, is my 4 year old son, Austin, was right beside me throwing up the "U" at him during the entirety of our 30 second encounter with this bytch *** Gaytor fan! My son has one of the meanest "mean mugs" on the planet (I've provided proof in the pictures below. Just imagine him throwing up the "U" with these facial expressions)

When my son and I finally made it into Target, after dealing with that *******, I asked him, "how did he know the guy was a Gaytor fan?" His response was priceless! He said, "Dad, orange is suppose to go with green, not blue!"

I get that this story is not for everybody. I am just a very proud father, sharing a Saturday story with the CIS fam!


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Beautiful!! I love this!! 😂😂😂😂
 
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