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My son and I just made a quick run to Target (literally just happened). It was meant to be a quick trip to the store. Life has a funny way of adding "life" to any situation.
As I proceeded to take my son, Austin, out of his car seat, I was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected "Hey" from a Gaytor fan! For context, I pretty much keep my Miami flags flying on my vehicles at all times (I'm that dude).
The Gaytor fan, who's decked out in Gaytor filth, asked me, "Why do you have Miami flags on your car when it is not football season?" My response,......"Seasons? At The U, we don't deal with seasons, this is a life style!" I shut his corny *** down!!! What I didn't realize, is my 4 year old son, Austin, was right beside me throwing up the "U" at him during the entirety of our 30 second encounter with this bytch *** Gaytor fan! My son has one of the meanest "mean mugs" on the planet (I've provided proof in the pictures below. Just imagine him throwing up the "U" with these facial expressions)
When my son and I finally made it into Target, after dealing with that *******, I asked him, "how did he know the guy was a Gaytor fan?" His response was priceless! He said, "Dad, orange is suppose to go with green, not blue!"
I get that this story is not for everybody. I am just a very proud father, sharing a Saturday story with the CIS fam!
As I proceeded to take my son, Austin, out of his car seat, I was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected "Hey" from a Gaytor fan! For context, I pretty much keep my Miami flags flying on my vehicles at all times (I'm that dude).
The Gaytor fan, who's decked out in Gaytor filth, asked me, "Why do you have Miami flags on your car when it is not football season?" My response,......"Seasons? At The U, we don't deal with seasons, this is a life style!" I shut his corny *** down!!! What I didn't realize, is my 4 year old son, Austin, was right beside me throwing up the "U" at him during the entirety of our 30 second encounter with this bytch *** Gaytor fan! My son has one of the meanest "mean mugs" on the planet (I've provided proof in the pictures below. Just imagine him throwing up the "U" with these facial expressions)
When my son and I finally made it into Target, after dealing with that *******, I asked him, "how did he know the guy was a Gaytor fan?" His response was priceless! He said, "Dad, orange is suppose to go with green, not blue!"
I get that this story is not for everybody. I am just a very proud father, sharing a Saturday story with the CIS fam!
