Does anyone else picture “The Portal” as some futuristic nightclub where a bunch of wayward or disgruntled players are just hanging out? They’re in a sea of hot girls who are really just prostitutes, which are actually holograms different schools are using to try and pick up the players.
Cam Newton is the powerful club owner hanging out upstairs in the VIP. He’s surrounded by bottles with sparklers, hot girls and some of the elite bag handlers in the NCAA, but he’s got on a suit with a v neck and instead of partying he’s intensely looking down on the crowd worried about who can surpass him as GOAT transfer?
Outside doorman Russel Wilson is in a tux poring over his clipboard to see which players in line are on the list. Also, Baker Mayfield is the coked up head of security keeping out former coaches trying to come in and beg for players to stay at their current schools.
No? Just me? Whatever **** you.