Mark Matthews commits to TAMU in ambiguously ___ manner. Move On

[Mia305cubancane]

Straight fruit cake

 

[TheUBack]

Dude still guzzles Butters Creamy Goo.

 

[Hegemon]

Thanks man, I really value yours!

Blessings

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Why do I get the feeling we quietly took a step back from this dude a few weeks ago?

 

[jnw4563]

Welp, let’s move on. Miami has a different culture than this. We play bully ball and would love to line but against the likes of Matthews in the coming years. Our DL would destroy this mentality.

 

[The U is back to work]

 

[JHallCanes]

Just saw the commitment video

I think I better get checked for AIDS now

 

[TheUBack]

Just saw the commitment video

I think I better get checked for AIDS now

MM himself looks like one of the degenerates on the Biktarvy or Deskovy commercials telling you during the game how much they enjoy deviancy.

 

[bacane]

Surprising a local kid would directly trash Mario with this Elko BS, especially since Miami likely offered a substantial NIL package. Even more surprising to see this from a St. Thomas kid.

 

[Cane&Abel]

Is this the first time in CIS history that we did not get a 5 star player we should have gotten and we all have agreed that it was better off that way?!! lol this is history!

The tables sure have turned !

 

[HarrietTubmanCane]

It’s extremely difficult for a kid to embarrass their mother. He more than accomplished that. Dude has to be the lamest of lames around peers and other players. That was like an SNL skit.

Druski might reenact this and it’s gonna be hilarious and go viral. It was like his coming out the closet announcement. Mario please pass.