Proving yet again how easy it is to lead the herd around by their noses. Make a negative or outlandish comment about the Canes football program and you will be immediately elevated to hero status and the herd will start baying at the moon.
Unconfirmed rumor, although my dead grandmother says it's on Facebook so it must be true; Coach Richt's wife has filed for divorce because she agrees with everything the CIS'ers say about her husband. Mrs. Richt's Quote; "Fire da **** fool!" This will be reported tomorrow morning or the next day or the day after that in the Miami Herald Cooking Section.
Another story that is circulating on social media so it has to be true; Nick Saban has agreed to coach the Canes next year and will be bringing Mike Leach as his offensive coordinator and Brent Venables as his defensive coordinator. This is an absolute fact!!
Miami will be tearing down most all of the academic buildings that currently litter the campus and in their place will build a state of the art football stadium that will hold ninety thousand fans, along with a private suite overlooking the 50-yard line for CIS members only. Due to the CIS'ers great contributions to the Canes football program, they will be issued lifetime passes to the stadium/private suite. James Blake made a deal with Amazon to use their drones to fly fans to and from the new stadium (Blake will be soon fired and replaced by Jeff Bezos). Construction is scheduled to begin tomorrow morning or the next day or maybe the day after that. You can go to the bank with this indisputable information.
Recognizing there's a lot to process her but keep reminding yourself these issues have been investigated by the FBI, CIA and is part of the Muller investigation who all came away giving a big ole thumbs up. I voluntarily submitted myself to a polygraph test for verification purposes concerning the content of this post and passed with flying colors.
PS: Dr. Frenk will be terminated immediately and Robert Kraft has agreed to assume his duties. To be awarded the position Kraft was required to sell the Patriots and make a $3 billion dollar donation to the athletic department (specifically the football program). Truth my brothers!
