Malik Bryant 3.0, Announcement 7/27 @ Noon

[canefanforlife1]

can anyone confirm this

 

[1mg of Epi]

Why would you slaughter your own pet?

apparently it helps in your fight to the death for puzzzzzie

 

[aelmiami]

How long until 4.0?

 

[Confidence1000]

For the 4,000,0000,0000,0000,000000 time...
C.A.N.E......(and has been for awhile)

Jesus H Christ That’s a lotta times my dawg @SWFLHurricane

 

[Damiencane86]

Alpha males in the wild are prepared to fight to the death for puzzie.

I blame the epidemic of btch assness on females just giving it away to the biggest softies in the room because he got a sleeve tattoo and acts gangsta.

10k years ago women got wet seeing a young warrior carrying a 200lb Buffalo leg across a valley while soaked in blood and sporting a large laceration across his gut.

Now lil ******* with groomed eyebrows and nail polish getting all the ***.

We need a **** asteroid impact to hit the reset button and all this alpha beta talk will finally be settled.

 

[ghost2]

Any man who feels the need to declare himself an alpha is by definition a beta.

 

[Jassid82]

Do u know who posted that rumor? If it was streeter I’d buy it.

Yeah it was from Streeter. Said there was a small gathering of only close family at Edges facility to commit to UM. I guess we will see soon.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I’m too young to remember but wasn’t Edge’s recruitment pretty close between with UM and UF?

Yes, but weren't the Gaytors turned off by Edge's gold teeth and the way he pronounced the word "rings"? After all, they profess to hate that kind of stuff...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

But but but but but Gators are finishing strong???

Yes, but prematurely, and in their own hands...

 

[JHallCanes]

Any man who feels the need to declare himself an alpha is by definition a beta.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

As I remember it (perhaps incorrectly), he was thought to be going to go to that clown college in trailerhassee, but didn't qualify in time. the scholarships were out and we lucked into having saved some scholarships such that one could be used on him.


Again, iirc, he was just barely on the good side of the top 100... but in his first camp at THE U, (which i attended much of) he was so amazing I called my brother and proclaimed that Edge would make the NFL hall of fame if he avoids major injury.

I was so ****y, I later said the same thing about Najeh. ;-)

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Yeah, but Najeh blew out his ****** in a freak laundry incident...

 

[Canesfan17]

Gaby just said he should b committing soon and that it shouldn’t lead into the weekend

 

[Canes Legacy]

I’m not giving them any clicks by posting the tweet but the Oregon OnCheeks guy predicted Bryant to Miami.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Well, thats the point I am making. Human society is far more complex and can be divided in hierarchies, with free movemejt within these areas if you happen to live in a social construct free enough to allow such movement to happen.

Simply going "Hes a beta" is moronic on all levels.

Unless we are talking about Blake James. He's definitely a Beta.

 

[PIPO]

Gaby just said he should b committing soon and that it shouldn’t lead into the weekend

He finally took @SWFLHurricane’s & Cribby’s advice!

 

[Bender]

He finally took @SWFLHurricane’s & Cribby’s advice!

what a coincidence

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Were any of these chimps observed saying “hit stick, bust dik, talk ****” ?

The chimps actually said "Hit, stick, bust d!ck, THROW ****e" It was very impressive.

 

[Cribby]

Canes On3 wrote a article purely based off his HS coaches opinions. He should’ve just skipped that call and phoned UF. Who needs the middle man?

My God that site is awful.

 

[Boarcane]

Gary wrote a article purely based off his HS coaches opinions. He should’ve just skipped that call and phoned UF. Who needs the middle man?

God Ferman is a clueless **** waffle.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Goodalls research focuses on chimpanzee, a group of apes being known for ****ting in their hands and throwing it at rivals as a genuine way of social communication.

If you feel comfortable with making comparisons between these animals and the human race and see yourself within these comparisons and their behaviour, go for it. But I highly reject comparing the social structure of a highly developed human race compared to chimpanzee, as tremendous as the research in itself is.

How different in terms of communication is flinging **** from what we see on message boards?