Malachi position in the pros.

We all know. He is twitchy. Hands. Can throw a pass. Burst.

Gained weight this season, and still fast.

NFL. Everyone is fast.

My opinion, slot receiver. Or that stud from the Chargers. Not LT. Quick bowling ball.

Baby Jesus in the League. Will be a monster slot Receiver. Or Punt Returns, aka Devin hopefuly.
Hester was the all time goat returner and he looked faster than Malachi - at least straight line speed. Malachi’s more elusive IMO
 
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I gawt to give you some love also.

I just gave verbal diarrhea to Big D in C? all strange to recreate his name. Now I clearly sound like a White Cucumber.

Moving on Let #1 roll.. He is our next Legend from Miami University. Awesome, Awesome young man.
**** you

He ain’t from bumass Ohio.

It’s University of Miami **** head
 
Hester was the all time goat returner and he looked faster than Malachi - at least straight line speed. Malachi’s more elusive IMO
Hester broke some ankles in the open field.
My best description of Malachi is slippery (as ****). I'm sure you know the 2 plays below where he scored.
The second was right in front of us. We were like, how tf??
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Yeah, Slippery is probably a better word than elusive. What says you @JamesQuall ?
He’s definitely slippery for sure. Elusive and quick. Toney is one of the most special talents we’ve seen in a while.

However, Hester made himself a HOF player from his elusiveness. Nothing other than returning kicks and punts. You don’t need to be the fastest at that position but you need elite vision and agility. I pray Toney lives up to that level because he shows promise but to declare that now is nothing more than hyperbole.
 
His lower body strength and solid base (pause) will be a good fit at DT. Not to mention the explosiveness...ever seen a QB get sacked before taking the snap? Get ready.
 
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