Let the speculation begin

Don’t hate on Ranch Dressing and all its tangy goodness. Ranch makes everything taste better

Pizza is not even edible without ranch dressing to dip it in.

Burgers are dry and gross without ranch dressing

Cool Ranch Doritos are the only Dorito

Ranch dressing is amazing in every way

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Mayo from a jar is boring but if you make your own from scratch it’s much better. It’s just eggs and oil. I do it for tuna salad mostly. Use avacado oil and dijon.

That Hellmans **** is nasty.
Dukes mayonnaise is the only mayonaise. And the only time I eat it is on a sammich
 
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How tf you eat guacamole then? Without it it's just mashed avocado.
Well, you sort of answered your own question.

I’ll just say, if you prefer your mashed, oily, greenish-yellow, strange smelling quasi-fruit to also taste a little bit like garbage, then, by all means, add cilantro to your guac.
 
Well, you sort of answered your own question.

I’ll just say, if you prefer your mashed, oily, greenish-yellow, strange smelling quasi-fruit to also taste a little bit like garbage, then, by all means, add cilantro to your guac.
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How do we feel about bleu cheese
I actually like the cheese itself, but the liquid version for dipping...meh.

For me, if you need to dip your wings in another condiment, the sauce/seasoning (or wing itself) ain't good enough.
 
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