Lane vs Mario

You’re actually touting the football acumen of two schools who hired:

Brian Kelly
Ed Orgeron
Billy Napier
Dan Mullen

What is that, $100 million + in buyouts?
Orgeron got a Natty. Mullen is a very good coach who got the gator to two NYE6 bowl games though he’s a weird dude.

You know neither of those programs would pay Mario close to what it will cost to get Kiffin. I don’t think they’d hire him period in this day and age when NIL is king and coaching skills matter.
 
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Hi, not a slurper at all, but do you think UF would offer Mario under any conditions?
I personally don’t ever think UF would ever try to hire a HC away from us because they thrive in their arrogance and they would then have to admit we have something that is better than theirs. This is not Mario-specific.

But no, I also don’t think anyone, including UF, is trying to hire Mario away from us.
 
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I don’t need to learn about being a neurotic *** from a tv show, Peepoo. I have plenty of experience with this in my own life.
 
If Mario was still at Oregon and recruiting Florida hard. Absolutely they would
He’s not at Oregon. He’s had 4 more years since Oregon and lots of resources in the most fertile recruiting ground in the country to show what he can do. I specifically stated would they be clamoring to pay Mario $13m + per year right now to coach their teams. Nope. Not a chance.
 
No. I do not. And if he was doing today at USC for instance, what he is doing at Miami, the answer is the same. No one at an upper level program wishes Mario was available so they could get him.
IMO, had he not come here and exposed himself, they would have jumped at him and claimed to have pulled one over on us. Then when caveman ball came into play, they'd say he was doing it on purpose.
 
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I was called out by the Maude; I couldn't sit silently by and watch my @ dragged through the mud 😂
Lol. I wasn’t trying to fight you guys but I was curious as to anyone who would really take Mario over Lane or pay Mario the money Lane is supposedly being offered and if that’s a thing amongst the upvoters and it’s not for most. Most responses like yours were very reasonable. Only a couple like 17-0 hero are out of their minds.
 
I personally don’t ever think UF would ever try to hire a HC away from us because they thrive in their arrogance and they would then have to admit we have something that is better than theirs. This is not Mario-specific.

But no, I also don’t think anyone, including UF, is trying to hire Mario away from us.
That speaks volumes.
 
IMO, had he not come here and exposed himself, they would have jumped at him and claimed to have pulled one over on us. Then when caveman ball came into play, they'd say he was doing it on purpose.
I think they might have hired him 4 years ago. I do not think they’d hire or LSU would today if buyout wasn’t an issue, certainly not over Lane.
 
He’s not at Oregon. He’s had 4 more years since Oregon and lots of resources in the most fertile recruiting ground in the country to show what he can do. I specifically stated would they be clamoring to pay Mario $13m + per year right now to coach their teams. Nope. Not a chance.
If you covered up our logo, they would pay him the $ cause they're convinced they're a better job.
 
With Lane you get a good coach who will lose a game or two they shouldn't and brings a ton of drama about who wants to hire him away.

With Mario, you get a coach.
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you get a good coach who will lose a game or two they shouldn't and brings a ton of drama about who wants to hire him away.
had you just typed this, i woulda thought mario...


for the first half until you realize no ones really lining up to hire that dude.
 
Did you read what I wrote? No. I said “if”. That’s the big rumor now. He’s leaving before the playoff. If he coaches them through the playoff, that’s cool. That’s business. If, this is a long one but I’ll say it again, “IF” he leaves as per the rumors, he’s a piece of **** and ole Miss should light his house on fire.

If he does it the right way and leaves after the season, then congrats to him on the new gig and if it’s at UiF I hope he fails spectacularly.
If he leaves due to an ultimatum, that is on Ole Miss. Fairly big overreaction to "if" at this point, especially if he leaves due to an ultimatum. Big opportunity for his career. Not sure why we begrudge this coach the same opportunity to make a move when others do it all the time.
 
Mario must’ve smashed your wife or girl. I would’ve said boyfriend but I know Mario doesn’t swing that way. I mean, I have my doubts about his ability to win an NC for us too, but Jesus Christ seems like every single post with you is ******* bashing Mario. Has he hurt you that badly? Did he refuse to give you an autograph or something?
You have it all wrong. I know Mario is Super... even have footage of his run away from Oregon while they had a playoff run going

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had you just typed this, i woulda thought mario...


for the first half until you realize no ones really lining up to hire that dude.
If I was talking Mario, I wouldn't have said drama and I wouldn't have used the adjective "good".

One positive thing I will say for him is that he does try to adapt. But how long it takes him to realize the need is another thing.
 
You’re on drugs.
Every serious organization will do a background check on Lane. There will be enough people aware of the BS he pulls behind the scenes and the old white ******* will go for the strict disciplinarian that Mario sells himself to be (especially considering Florida and LSU have major problems in that regard).

I understand the backlash behind Mario, but let's not act as if Lane is the holy servant that manages to win against everyone with sheer focus and utter domination. He's losing games he's not supposed to lose whilst underwhelming in recruiting without a check whilst getting wasted off the field partying with frat girls.

If it were up to me, I wouldn't pick either of the two with the money available. By now, you should be realizing that you asked the slurpers, so I am speaking for them and articulate their view in a manner that they are incapable of reproducing.

And no, I'm not on drugs. I don't count zinc as a drug despite the fact that it emphasizes blood circulation into specific areas. Big pause.
 
If you covered up our logo, they would pay him the $ cause they're convinced they're a better job.
There’s no way they’re convinced he’s the equivalent of kiffin and would pay him that way. Mario has all the resources in the world and couldn’t get to the ACCCG with Cam Ward and that schedule last year. He may not get there this year and probably won’t. He’s not the prototypical coach of demand for this NIL era. Coaching ability is more important than ever.
 
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