Lane vs Mario

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Yeah the schedule is a real murderers row. When you’re looking for new avatars try and find one of you slurping the SEC harder than the members of the selection committee.
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Lmao from one of the biggest slurpers out there - a Manny Diaz one at that. Mario would have a lesser record in Lane’s situation. Lane would have had miami in the playoffs last year and this year Mario had the easiest path to the playoff last year and had Cam Ward at QB and he still couldn’t get us to the ACCCG.
 
With Lane you get a good coach who will lose a game or two they shouldn't and brings a ton of drama about who wants to hire him away.

With Mario, you get a coach.
Lane will go to the highest bidder that he believes gives him the best opportunity to win a NC. Unlike Mario, he has no ties to any school other than a paycheck.
 
Gonna have to disagree here. There is lots he can do, like deny the rumors and sign the extension that is likely sitting on his desk. All the podcasts of reporters that know lane (thamel, wetzel) say that lane is going to make this about lane as long as he can, that he loves the attention and drama surrounding him. Or he can, you know, sign an extension like Cig, Lashlee and the others did. Now if he is taking another job, then yeah, I guess there is nothing he can do. You don’t really say that now I guess. But most coaches just do the obligatory “I am happy in Starkville, why would I want to leave?” statement that isn’t an explicit “no,” but lane didn’t do that. Which is why he is kind of an *******.
  • I've heard him say he loves it in Oxford no less than 5x this season. At some point, you just let people talk.. Today he denied any ultimatum ever happening and again reiterated he loves it there.

  • Of course he's not signing the extension mid-season. Maybe it's a distraction but they could've gotten that done in the off-season. He's rightfully keeping his options open & focusing on winning football games.

  • It sounds like you just don't like Lane Kiffin. Fair. He is a smart *** & has made some blunders in the past. Dislike him all you want. Just don't pretend he's doing anything wrong. He's not.

  • Ole Miss is not loyal to Lane Kiffin. They are loyal to his results. A coach shouldn't be any different. Weigh your options and choose whatever is best for your family.
 
With Lane you get a good coach who will lose a game or two they shouldn't and brings a ton of drama about who wants to hire him away.

With Mario, you get a coach.
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Lmao from one of the biggest slurpers out there - a Manny Diaz one at that. Mario would have a lesser record in Lane’s situation. Lane would have had miami in the playoffs last year and this year Mario had the easiest path to the playoff last year and had Cam Ward at QB and he still couldn’t get us to the ACCCG.

JFC Kiffin missed the playoff with a team that had EIGHT players drafted including a 1st round QB starting currently in the NFL.

Imagine this place if with that roster, we somehow managed to lose to a 3-8 Kentucky team and a .500 gator team to cost us the playoff.

You’d be leading the “Fire Kiffin” chants on here daily.

like I said, he’s a good coach, but give me a break.
 
Has Lane left?

Mario choked his team out of the playoff while leaving for Miami ...

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Mario must’ve smashed your wife or girl. I would’ve said boyfriend but I know Mario doesn’t swing that way. I mean, I have my doubts about his ability to win an NC for us too, but Jesus Christ seems like every single post with you is ******* bashing Mario. Has he hurt you that badly? Did he refuse to give you an autograph or something?
 
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There’s Mario proponents on here talking about Lane like Mario is squeaky clean in how he has left places so it feels hypocritical. And Lane hasn’t even left before the playoffs as of today.
You mean slurpers? You gotta dumb that down for me a bit...

Mario is no different than most of these ego driven meatheads in search of the next biggest contract ever. Y su nombre es Mario, no es Santo Mario de Cristobal Colon High Eschool.

I liked that comment because I think ethics have all but vanished from sports. I don't expect people to live like saints, but I do think it's in these people's (coaches, players, school officials and admins) best interests to keep in mind the optics they create for their customers.
 
I know this will come as a shock to plenty but I wasn’t a Seinfeld fan so what is it - I see Kramer?
There was an episode with Keith Hernandez and Kramer was spat upon....they sort of spoofed it against the JFK shooting alleging there was a "second spitter" behind the bushes.

Also, I was in college when Seinfeld was a hit. I hated it at the time, so I get where you're coming from. Then about 2 seasons before it ended, I got into it. Same thing kinda happened to me with Family Guy. Thank God that one is still pumping out new episodes.
 
@Silentobserver @Zombie-Cane @Alex_Dynamix @tdjones34 since you each upvoted this, would each of you really take Mario as your head coach over Lane?

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My thumbs up was in agreement to his ***** moves he’s making. He has shown to have, at least eventually, a circus around him everywhere. I do feel as well with the extra curriculars around the city of Miami compared to Oxford only amplifies that.
As far as a game day coach, Lane is hands down better, but he loses just as many head scratchers as Mario, so perhaps that’s closer to a wash.
As far as building a program, and sustaining, I’d choose Mario every time.
When it comes down to it, all Mario has to do to be ultra successful here, is back away and let his coordinators do what they’re paid for and just be the CEO.
Not sure if I fully answered your question, as it’s not as cut and dry as yes/no, so to speak.
 
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My thumbs up was in agreement to his ***** moves he’s making. He has shown to have, at least eventually, a circus around him everywhere. I do feel as well with the extra cuticulars around the city of Miami compared to Oxford only amplifies that.
As far as a game day coach, Lane is hands down better, but he loses just as many head scratchers as Mario, so perhaps that’s closer to a wash.
As far as building a program, and sustaining, I’d choose Mario every time.
When it comes down to it, all Mario has to do to be ultra successful here, is back away and let his coordinators do what they’re paid for and just be the CEO.
Not sure if I fully answered your question, as it’s not as cut and dry as yes/no, so to speak.
Good answer. I agree with much of it. I don’t think Lane walks away from the playoffs. That would make no sense. If someone wants him for $13 or $17 M per year, they’re willing to wait for ole miss to run its course.
 
There was an episode with Keith Hernandez and Kramer was spat upon....they sort of spoofed it against the JFK shooting alleging there was a "second spitter" behind the bushes.

Also, I was in college when Seinfeld was a hit. I hated it at the time, so I get where you're coming from. Then about 2 seasons before it ended, I got into it. Same thing kinda happened to me with Family Guy. Thank God that one is still pumping out new episodes.
Yeah it was around when I was in school as well. I had my own ****** dramedy going on in my own life… I didn’t need to watch his 🤣
 
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There was an episode with Keith Hernandez and Kramer was spat upon....they sort of spoofed it against the JFK shooting alleging there was a "second spitter" behind the bushes.

Also, I was in college when Seinfeld was a hit. I hated it at the time, so I get where you're coming from. Then about 2 seasons before it ended, I got into it. Same thing kinda happened to me with Family Guy. Thank God that one is still pumping out new episodes.
The one when Kramer puts the Merv Griffin Show set in his apartment and hosts the Merv Griffin Show with the Seinfeld crew still one of the funniest half hours of television ever
 
Lmao from one of the biggest slurpers out there - a Manny Diaz one at that. Mario would have a lesser record in Lane’s situation. Lane would have had miami in the playoffs last year and this year Mario had the easiest path to the playoff last year and had Cam Ward at QB and he still couldn’t get us to the ACCCG.

TrumpyCane to play devil's advocate

Lane had Jaxson Dart and a WR who went 2nd round plus Walter Nolan who went 1st and a CB who went 2nd round

They lost to a 2 win Kentucky team and with the playoffs on the line scored 3 points in the 2nd half losing to UF

Feel free to check TrumpyCane's posts when Manny was fired, TrumpyCane wanted Lane but people make him out to be some coaching savant when he also has warts

Not sure why people get so upset, Mario isn't leaving anytime soon and Kiffin will never ever coach here
 
With Lane you get a good coach who will lose a game or two they shouldn't and brings a ton of drama about who wants to hire him away.

With Mario, you get a coach.
Lane Kiffin would rival Dennis Ericksons shenanigans off the field.

People can debate whether they'd be fine with it or not. I know my answer.
 
TrumpyCane to play devil's advocate

Lane had Jaxson Dart and a WR who went 2nd round plus Walter Nolan who went 1st and a CB who went 2nd round

They lost to a 2 win Kentucky team and with the playoffs on the line scored 3 points in the 2nd half losing to UF

Feel free to check TrumpyCane's posts when Manny was fired, TrumpyCane wanted Lane but people make him out to be some coaching savant when he also has warts

Not sure why people get so upset, Mario isn't leaving anytime soon and Kiffin will never ever coach here
I pretty much agree. He’s a better coach than Mario. Some people talk about Kiffin in ways they wouldn’t criticize Mario for similar things.
 
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