Kill Trolls Dead Thread

I'm afraid you might need to think bigger.


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Solid points. The support beams got me curious enough to do some quick research on *** swings, and I learned that may not be a viable option either for some of these ladies, depending on the model (and the thickness of the lady in question)... a lot of @Paranos's past queens seem like they made need that Whipsmart Swing, just to be safe.

https://sexualalpha.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/best-hanging-***-swing-specs.jpg


P.S. - I hope you guys got a laugh out of this, because the next time my wife is on the Amazon account there will mos def be questions.
Prices aren’t bad.
 
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I'll be fcking skeletons after I die. Right now, I need that cushion for the pushin'. If I fck a bony chick she'll be feeling my clunker up in her throat. The cushion acts as a protective barrier to me inflicting extreme internal injuries.
I mean there’s cushion... and then there’s Paranos women. You need a pulley system attached to each of her legs to lift them.

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Yes you do, and yes I am. Let's put it this way i have felt anyone can get freaky with a 100lbs girl, but if your gonna play in the 200+lbs club you better be ****strong.

Go Canes

“****strong” ?

Who wants a broken cøck?

I’m not twirling one of your Shamus on my beloved tumescent staff, unless I can bench press her at least 10 reps.

I’ve put my Louisville slugger through its paces in the past, but even the most well conditioned engorgement cannot withstand the intense gravitational forces of your mammalian land-cetaceans.

The laws of physics will always prevail
 
Nah **** that guy. Whatever respect he had in his short time here was just lost in the idiotic thread he made.

What was idiotic, pointing out that Lashlee is missing on everyone like Knox. We dont have 1 single prospect that is showing genuine interest in coming here. And that is with a potential 3 spots opening in the QB room.
 
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What was idiotic, pointing out that Lashlee is missing on everyone like Knox. We dont have 1 single prospect that is showing genuine interest in coming here. And that is with a potential 3 spots opening in the QB room.
He’s been here for a few ******* months and what qb would want to come here now with how awful the offense has been as of late? You just set yourself up to look like a dumb****.
 
He’s been here for a few ******* months and what qb would want to come here now with how awful the offense has been as of late? You just set yourself up to look like a dumb****.

What does how the offense here looked in the past have to do with him??

I know how Lashlee offense has looked in the past and that is how he should be recruiting which he has. That doesnt mean he is a good recruit or even a closer.

If he is the new OC and bringing in a new offense, what does the past have to do with a recruit who will be here in the future?
 
What was idiotic, pointing out that Lashlee is missing on everyone like Knox. We dont have 1 single prospect that is showing genuine interest in coming here. And that is with a potential 3 spots opening in the QB room.

Yes, all of it.
Idiotic drivel.

Lashlee has been the offensive coordinator for about 4 months. We've been in a ******* dead period for about 3 of those months. Prior to his hiring, UM went 6-7 and had one of the worst offensive seasons in the school's history. Nonetheless, in that short time, he managed to get D'Eriq King to transfer over to UM.

And you're starting asinine threads comparing him to Greg Knox.
It's idiotic drivel.
 
Yes, all of it.
Idiotic drivel.

Lashlee has been the offensive coordinator for about 4 months. We've been in a ******* dead period for about 3 of those months. Prior to his hiring, UM went 6-7 and had one of the worst offensive seasons in the school's history. Nonetheless, in that short time, he managed to get D'Eriq King to transfer over to UM.

And you're starting asinine threads comparing him to Greg Knox.
It's idiotic drivel.

Like I said, what does the past have to do with him? He wasnt here.

We have a potential 3 QBs leaving the room after the season, tons of opportunity and now it seems we will be scrapping the G5 bucket just like in 2019.
 
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