“Alright guys I’ve got some info on Bogle and I’ve been waiting because the contact is a close family friend and he’s never said UM until this week. Didn’t want to come on here just to get clowned by people who can’t stand the truth lol. Boggs (what his family calls him) was going to commit to Tennessee at the all star game until Pruitt sent word that they were waiting on another big time target or two. Really lol. Boggs was heartbroken and almost committed to the Vols anyway (he has a Payton Manningham tattoo, few know). Meanwhile his mom’s shirt caught on fire (lucky no one was hurt lol). Turns out his mom couldn’t find an orange shirt that fit right. Just then a assistant for Espn gave her an Alabama one ($EC biased lol) and Boggs took it as a “sign to sign with Bama.”
Why is UM going to get him maybe? He’s always liked Miami and Manny never stopped sending Boggs texts lol. My guy says Boggs was actually going to flip to UM earlier this month but was told by staff that he needed to wait until Mark Richt’s ghost had been exercised from the Hecht (few know CMR died two weeks after the UVA debacle and was coaching the team through a psychic link in Jon lol. D$ can check me on that, but don’t bother him. imagine if he’d stayed alive!) lol. Boggs doesn’t mind ghosts, you know his family used to hunt them in the Everglades lol, but hes too smart to train in a haunted athletic center. ghosts consume human sweat to have babies. That’s why this weekend was big for Boggs and his family,, there was a torchlit search with El Jefe and the entire defensive staff for Richt’s wandering spirit, which they did not find! (Tweed can back me up on that Boggs was supposed to originally visit on the weekend of the blood moon, but his family felt it was too close to the winter solstice. Don’t @ him though lol he’s very busy.)
My guy says nothing is final until the sacrifice Wednesday morning, but as of right now he’s all Cane lol! Also Clemson is actually our biggest threat (though that will never become public, per dabo’s orders lol). Pop the champagne but don’t celebrate too early. This thing is as good as done but far from over lol. I know this will get negged lol I never have info just thought I’d share what I know lol don’t hate”
