His QB coach is better at a doing an unintentional Razor Ramon impression than actually teaching the game. Did we really expect the dude to turn into Manning with James effing Coley as his mentor?
I want to see Coley cut a promo sitting at some outdoor table when some campus latina walks by and says "Coach, I thought we had something, why you don't call me" and he says "no, Chica, you had a good time, go on get outta here adios"
(Girl walks off ****ed)
Coley looks at camera "Meng....chicas...they just for fun. I probably broke her heart for life"
" Eh yoo..ACC defensive coordinators, when I get to conference play I'm not gonna break your heart oh no..I'm gonna scar your soul"