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Jordan Lyle? (Is not hurt)

go canes said:
Just my opinion if Lyle was never going to see the field again. Mario would have let him go when he had his legal issue. I guess the legal issue is done and Lyle is out of the dog house and will play. Hopefully this second chance works out for both parties. Mario dismissed a player in the fall for whats its worth.
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Surprised no one posted this yet.
 
JamesQuall said:
How to Be a CiS Troll 101:
  1. Start a dumbass thread about a topic that has already been discussed ad nauseam. Bonus points if you frame it like there’s absolute chaos surrounding the team when, in reality, there isn’t.
  2. Take any criticism of your opinion and immediately rebrand it as “hate” coming from “a bunch of keyboard warriors.” This saves you from having to actually address what anyone said.
  3. Establish your credibility by listing things that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Popular choices include:
    • How old you are
    • How long you’ve been a “fan”
    • How much memorabilia you own
    • How much money you’ve spent on the team
    • Which players/coaches/owners you’ve taken pictures with
  4. When somebody points out that your argument makes no sense, double down on the negativity and announce: “I’m just keeping it real.”
  5. If all else fails, accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a “casual” or “not a real fan.”
Congratulations. You are now fully prepared to poRst on CiS.

@Empirical Cane @Fart Keyhole @fraggle Please feel free to build upon, critique, or change
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Speaking as a fan of nearly forty years with almost a hundred pieces of signed memorabilia, who once saw Randy Shannon pick up a strawberry smoothie from the Hurricane food court Jamba Juice...

I'd say you're right on the money (of which I've spent a great deal, because I can afford it because I'm very wealthy).
 
go canes said:
Just my opinion if Lyle was never going to see the field again. Mario would have let him go when he had his legal issue. I guess the legal issue is done and Lyle is out of the dog house and will play. Hopefully this second chance works out for both parties. Mario dismissed a player in the fall for whats its worth.
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Second chance... Lyle is up there fouling off pitches working a nine pitch at bat...
 
JamesQuall said:
How to Be a CiS Troll 101:
  1. Start a dumbass thread about a topic that has already been discussed ad nauseam. Bonus points if you frame it like there’s absolute chaos surrounding the team when, in reality, there isn’t.
  2. Take any criticism of your opinion and immediately rebrand it as “hate” coming from “a bunch of keyboard warriors.” This saves you from having to actually address what anyone said.
  3. Establish your credibility by listing things that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Popular choices include:
    • How old you are
    • How long you’ve been a “fan”
    • How much memorabilia you own
    • How much money you’ve spent on the team
    • Which players/coaches/owners you’ve taken pictures with
  4. When somebody points out that your argument makes no sense, double down on the negativity and announce: “I’m just keeping it real.”
  5. If all else fails, accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a “casual” or “not a real fan.”
Congratulations. You are now fully prepared to poRst on CiS.

@Empirical Cane @Fart Keyhole @fraggle Please feel free to build upon, critique, or change
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post of the week.
 
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