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Joaquin Gonzalez says....

mirednmediocrity said:
Again, this university is run by the most CLUELESS individuals on earth. They're going to hire this SLUG, and the program will tank completely. At this point, I think killing the program is what they want, albeit slowly so they can get that ACC cash as long as they can. So angry now that I HATE Miami. It was always a mess, but at least they weren't always quite this stupid.

God help us all: DAMNED CUBAN AL!

SHUT THE GD PROGRAM DOWN IF THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO!
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Off yourself. Please.
 
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No way possible this paid search firm with national recognition will have Wario in their top 10. I refuse to believe it. All you have to do is look at his resume.

That is one good thing about having them help us on this search. The outsider looking in perspective should say "Why the **** would you want that guy?..hes trash".
 
DMoney said:
The Franchise said:
What a fcking joke this school is with that pathetic list.

P.S. I bet they're not all that happy that Joaquin has diarrhea of the mouth. Doubt they wanted him spewing that stuff publicly.
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Joaquin clarified that it's not the school's list or the search firm's list. Those are the names being suggested by former players.
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That's great. Unfortunately, the former players are apparently clueless when it comes to choosing a HC. They're stuck in a time warp and only want the job given to one of their friends or to someone that they played for or with.

P.S. Joaquin needs to learn to write more clearly if he wants to be a newsman breaking stories. Then, he gets all worked up when his own words were wide open to mixed interpretations.
 
Are some of you that stupid ? Complaining about that list like its a real ******* list of candidates that the firm gave to juaquin, clearly that's a list of what ex players like juaquin want and WE ALREADY KNEW THIS. So why do yall just insist on crying ?
 
Hopefully the firm is just doing this charade to appease the ex-players and make them feel like they've been heard.

Ideally, every time one of them leaves the room the panel looks at each other and says "who the **** is Mario Cristobal?" and laughs hysterically before buzzing their secretary to go ahead and send back Kyle Cobia.
 
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If Mario is the head coach...its been fun fellas...35 years will come to an end. I will burn all my miami ****. I will follow the Lingerie Football League instead.

I will also catch an assault charge if I ever meet Blake James' wife's wife
 
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MarshallCane said:
No way possible this paid search firm with national recognition will have Wario in their top 10. I refuse to believe it. All you have to do is look at his resume.

That is one good thing about having them help us on this search. The outsider looking in perspective should say "Why the **** would you want that guy?..hes trash".
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They've been involved in some really bad hires. They promote their successes, but they've been involved in some abortions too.
 
WhatTheHell said:
Hopefully the firm is just doing this charade to appease the ex-players and make them feel like they've been heard.

Ideally, every time one of them leaves the room they panel looks at each other and says "who the **** is Mario Cristobal?" and laughs hysterically before buzzing their secretary to go ahead and send back Kyle Cobia.
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yeah Blake James was probably like Hey guys before you run off and do my job can you sit down real quick with these really angry guys that keep yelling at me. thanks
 
Joaquin just confirmed (in a tweet typed in Spanish) that the list of names is ex-player generated (i.e., NOT the names provided by the search firm).

SIAP.
 
DMoney said:
I think we're misinterpreting the tweet.

It sounds like the search firm is soliciting opinions from former players, and the former players are naming those four. Which would make sense, since they don't have experience with other possible candidates.

I doubt the headhunters gave Joaquin their own list. I doubt they even have a list. The conversation probably went something like this:

Joaquin: What names have you been hearing from the other players?
Headhunter: We hear a lot about Butch and Mario, some about Chud, and a little about Schiano.
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Spot on. You left off the last part though.

Joaquin: So how are you setup with tires?
Headhunter: Huh?

Joaquin: I have some barely used radials we just got in from Mexico. I'll give you a sweet deal.
Headhunter: Did Chuck Neinas tell you to mess with me?

Joaquin: Huh? I could have went to Harvard you know.
Headhunter: Good to know. We're done here.
 
DMoney said:
The Franchise said:
What a fcking joke this school is with that pathetic list.

P.S. I bet they're not all that happy that Joaquin has diarrhea of the mouth. Doubt they wanted him spewing that stuff publicly.
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Joaquin clarified that it's not the school's list or the search firm's list. Those are the names being suggested by former players.
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And that's why asking former players is a bad idea.
 
WhatTheHell said:
Hopefully the firm is just doing this charade to appease the ex-players and make them feel like they've been heard.

Ideally, every time one of them leaves the room they panel looks at each other and says "who the **** is Mario Cristobal?" and laughs hysterically before buzzing their secretary to go ahead and send back Kyle Cobia.
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Let's keep our fingers crossed that all this nonsense with the former players is simply a way to mollify them and make them feel important. They've proven they have no business being involved in the selection of our next HC.

In fact, anyone who utters the name "Mario" should be jettisoned from the room via a trap door under their feet before they can even get out the last name "Cristobal". The name "Cristobal" should be echoing against the walls of the metal tube transporting them to the bowels of a warehouse basement full of water and filled with starving piranha.
 
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LuCane said:
Consigliere said:
I am not sure of the need for the search firm or the players involvement.
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Intermediary.
PR.
CYA.
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Who is covering their ****? There is no reason Blake should be AD, yet he is still here. There is no reason that DiMare should be involved with the search, yet he is still apart of the search. Who is covering?

It just sounds like waste. We're not some random company in the middle of this country who needs to find a new leader. Since we're limited in our contacts we hire some executive search team to uncover some gems we're not familiar with. When you're unfamiliar with the potential candidates (as in who is out there), I get it.

Who the *** are these clowns going to find that are unknown? We know the coaches and how they perform. They have agents, gauge interest and move forward. Assemble a list and then hunt.

Our AD was not prepared for any search. Our AD is already known as a retarded puppet too. He should have been ready to go WAY before this point. He should have contacts and know the market. He should know what we can offer.

I never expected to hire a coach before early December, but the way they're handling this process reeks of another failure.
 
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