Jerry Botox Jones Can Eat a....

[We the Boss]

Things that brought Dallas 3 Superbowls in the 90s:
-hiring Jimmy Johnson to rebuild the franchise
-the hopeless ineptitude of the Minnesota Vikings (never has something I wasnt alive to witness haunted me as much as that ******* Herschel Walker trade lol)

Things that have brought Dallas 0 superbowl appearances after the luster of Jimmy Johnson's program and culture wore off of Dallas:
-Jerry Jones decision-making
-Jerry Jones coaching hires since he lucked into Jimmy Johnson....this mf really hired Mike McCarthy lmao.

Imagine being near death and you gamble your last years on Mike McCarthy. Lmfao

 

[TexasCane90]

As a Dallas fan I’ve been waiting for ole Jerruhh to kick the bucket for a decade now… the Jason Garrett years were pretty brutal… even worse than when Dave campo was Hc…. But alas it seems his son Stephen has his head even further up his azzz and it will be a seamless transition from father to son of idiocy and total control