Best defense in the country (especially the line), hometown team, position coach with NFL experience, mom likes us, win 9+ games a year, plenty of playing time, new facilities, fun environment and culture, and you get to live in ******* Miami!
What the **** are you supposed to even do when ALL of that isn't enough to beat bags?
Money is money, I get that, but do some math: per semester Miami costs $10k more... so over 4 years, you're already getting $80k more. Then add the difference for cost of living, all the fun **** Miami has that they don't, etc. How BIG are these bags that baga drops for 4* kids??? 100k? 200k? There is no way that the difference after doing the math is really worth living in Tusca-*******-loosa for 4 years, a place where any tree over 40 years old has probably had a rope tied to it at one point.
How the **** are you supposed to win with this ****? Someone please give me an actual answer cause I can't think of anything besides praying to God every night that Saban drops dead from a heart attack tomorrow.