Republicane
Spirited but Cordial
- Joined
- Nov 2, 2011
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When people were trying to show you how much of a failure Golden was and is, you ignored them because you thought being a "real fan" meant not asking the HC to do the job he is paid to do. You had a thousand excuses for why he didn't win and not a single reason why he should. You somehow tricked yourself into thinking that excusing losing would somehow result in winning. How the **** does that work exactly?
When people tried to tell you the administration was infected with terminal apathy, disinterest, and incompetence you ignored them because you wanted to get gassed up over some new hashtag the athletic department put out so you could get a few more followers on Twitter. "Bro! Jesse Marks follows me!"
When people tried to tell you why supporting the long term health of the program is and always will be more important than any coach or player, you feverishly beat your ****s to Golden's perfect hair and eagerly bought "Fear the tie!" t-shirts. You saw a guy who looked like a coach, talked like a coach, and you proclaimed him Nick Saban before finding out if he actually could coach. Then you kept **** riding him because you didn't want to admit you had been wrong.
People tried to tell you that being a "real fan" doesn't mean you blindly support every decision UM makes simply because UM is the one making them. But bro, you wanted to tailgate with Laz bro. "It's not a nation it's a family bro. We don't want to be in a real gang bro pero like we just kind of pretend the #CanesFam is one bro. "Mira mira, got those UM flags on my Altima bro. Bro evvvvvvvvverybody in Kendall know who I'm ******' with bro. #LOYALTY #IStandWithTheU"
When people tried to tell you the administration was infected with terminal apathy, disinterest, and incompetence you ignored them because you wanted to get gassed up over some new hashtag the athletic department put out so you could get a few more followers on Twitter. "Bro! Jesse Marks follows me!"
When people tried to tell you why supporting the long term health of the program is and always will be more important than any coach or player, you feverishly beat your ****s to Golden's perfect hair and eagerly bought "Fear the tie!" t-shirts. You saw a guy who looked like a coach, talked like a coach, and you proclaimed him Nick Saban before finding out if he actually could coach. Then you kept **** riding him because you didn't want to admit you had been wrong.
People tried to tell you that being a "real fan" doesn't mean you blindly support every decision UM makes simply because UM is the one making them. But bro, you wanted to tailgate with Laz bro. "It's not a nation it's a family bro. We don't want to be in a real gang bro pero like we just kind of pretend the #CanesFam is one bro. "Mira mira, got those UM flags on my Altima bro. Bro evvvvvvvvverybody in Kendall know who I'm ******' with bro. #LOYALTY #IStandWithTheU"