Hurricane Hotline

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Is the Hurricane Hotline on WQAM or WVUM? Silly question I know, but I'm not from the area and would like to stream it because I haven't been ****ed off in a few days and I figured that listening to Golden would give me the dose of depression and rage that was missing from my life this past weekend.


Very sadistic bro, but if you need to be depressed go for it.
 
Al phoned it in. DBJ stuck in traffic. Apologized but busy prepping for bowl game. We gotta win one of these. SEC, blah. Talked up how freshmens got playing time this year. Kayaa freshmans all american. Blah. Softballs from DBJ once he figured it was safe to come in from the parking lot, been out recruiting "great response from So. Fla kids" (lulz), they know they can come in and compete/play. Blah. So. Car - well coached good offense and reeled off a bunch of guys weights. More softballs. Excited about some guys coming back, quotes more weights... (somebody) came in at 218 now is 243... Blah. Turned it off. Cue the women's B-Ball coach.... It's a wrap.
 
Al phoned it in. DBJ stuck in traffic. Apologized but busy prepping for bowl game. We gotta win one of these. SEC, blah. Talked up how freshmens got playing time this year. Kayaa freshmans all american. Blah. Softballs from DBJ once he figured it was safe to come in from the parking lot, been out recruiting "great response from So. Fla kids" (lulz), they know they can come in and compete/play. Blah. So. Car - well coached good offense and reeled off a bunch of guys weights. More softballs. Excited about some guys coming back, quotes more weights... (somebody) came in at 218 now is 243... Blah. Turned it off. Cue the women's B-Ball coach.... It's a wrap.

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I've never heard someone mention weight as often as this guy.


he absolutely loves putting weight onto his players... almost as much as himself.

He has memorized everyone's starting weight, their weight at some point in the year, as well as their current weight.

WTF is that all about?
 
It's obsession. Golden thinks weight is more important than speed. Sure, we are more physical and it helps early on in games, but as the game wears, the overweight guys can't handle it and speed takes over.


I've never heard someone mention weight as often as this guy.


he absolutely loves putting weight onto his players... almost as much as himself.

He has memorized everyone's starting weight, their weight at some point in the year, as well as their current weight.

WTF is that all about?
 
UM fans won't even boo him at a UM basketball game for fear of being yelled at by other fans. I doubt they'll do it where he actually is present.

when i read that on twitter from matt porter, i almost threw up. i yelled at a bunch of current students after the FSU game for giving the team a round of applause for losing a close game. i couldnt believe this is what is attending the school right now. completely different from when i was there.
 
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Physical teams don't get run on. We are more fat and that's it. He thinks it 1990 with that weight ****. We destroyed the concept of weight in the 80s and this fat ******* brought it here and people are actually lapping it up. You can't make this up.
 
It's obsession. Golden thinks weight is more important than speed. Sure, we are more physical and it helps early on in games, but as the game wears, the overweight guys can't handle it and speed takes over.


I've never heard someone mention weight as often as this guy.


he absolutely loves putting weight onto his players... almost as much as himself.

He has memorized everyone's starting weight, their weight at some point in the year, as well as their current weight.

WTF is that all about?



It's absurd. It's the first thing out of his mouth when he talks about a player.
 
Someone should ask that sack of **** why he keeps blocking people on twitter if he's stated in the past to "block out the noise"
 
I've never heard someone mention weight as often as this guy.


he absolutely loves putting weight onto his players... almost as much as himself.

He has memorized everyone's starting weight, their weight at some point in the year, as well as their current weight.

WTF is that all about?

Someone skilled in Photoshop should make a gif of Folden as Rain Man spouting off players' weights rapid fire.
 
I listened to it last night as well..... ******* brutal. Makes me dislike that ******* even more.
 
I've never heard someone mention weight as often as this guy.


he absolutely loves putting weight onto his players... almost as much as himself.

He has memorized everyone's starting weight, their weight at some point in the year, as well as their current weight.

WTF is that all about?

The other player that interest me in regards to gaining weight is Demetrius Jackson. If/When he gets to 240lbs/250lbs, it will be hard for Al and Dno to F him up. I think he is that good. They say he balled on out the practice squad.

There isn't a single person on the squad that should be focused on gaining anymore weight other then Darrion Owens. How much bigger does he want these guys??? How much bigger is he gonna make CThomas?
 
"Don....I came in at 315 now I am a lean and mean 312"...."Mark was a skinny 301 and now he is able to take much more on since beefing up to 365, he is more agile at that weight when it comes to coaching during money downs"..."speaking of money downs, did you know that our guys that gained 15-17.5 lbs were able to hold off opponents on 3rd downs 67.547% of the time...that is progress"
 
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Canes Football: We'll suck forever but that just means U get to play right away!
 
His obsession with weight is weird. **** it! He's weird! I've heard the term in sports used that "speed kills". Never heard "weight kills" unless it was coming from a Doctor.
 
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