How Many CIS Laws of Recruiting Can Mario Eradicate?

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Let things play out. Ya’ll got your nugget
Respectfully…
dave chappelle tyrone biggums GIF
 
I’ll add another one:

Will we finish as strong as the insiders claim we are.
Seems to be a recurring theme every year and it never pans out.
 
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Soliciting votes. I just ran across this thread and there was absolutely no push back to this rule so I'm thinking everyone had capitulated and agreed. Should this have been in the OP?


Anytime anyone mentions a 5* player they are automatically banned for 2 weeks.

We are never getting another 5* ever again.
 
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@ssvir says this rule still applies from his thread so I've added it as rule #20 in the OP

Recruiting 5* guys from South FL is ****ing into the wind with shorts on.
 
Over the years, we have a number of fundamental assumptions when it comes to recruiting. How many of these will Mario eradicate with his relentless recruiting and which one(s) do you think are the hardest?

  1. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from LA that L$U wants. (Citizen)
  2. You can't pull a 4*/5* DT from LA that L$U wants.
  3. You can't pull a 4*/5* DT from Alabama that the Tide wants.
  4. You can't pull a 4*/5* CB from Alabama that the Tide wants.
  5. You can't pull an elite kid from Lakeland.
  6. Elite CB's and DEs from Heritage will always make a business decision
  7. Elite CBs from Broward will always make a business decision (Antione Jackson)
  8. Can't pull an elite recruit from Dwyer. (this solved itself with Jack Daniels leaving and Al Shipman replacing him).
  9. We only get scraps from IMG. Elite IMG recruits only sign with $EC teams (Skinner, Mauigoa, Riley and hopefully more)
  10. Kids don't decommit from Clemson/Dabo and the definitely don't flip to UM if they decommit (Ray Ray)
  11. Elite OTs don't consider Miami (Mauigoa)
  12. Multiple Elite OTs definitely won't commit in the same recruiting class.
  13. Canes can no longer recruit nationally for multiple elite recruits in the same class
  14. Canes can only have highly rated classes if the vast majority of the commits are from SFL.
  15. Once a recruit's page his 250+ pages, they're not coming.
  16. 5* SFL Receivers are mercenaries and will never commit/play for UM.
  17. Follow the visits. No official visit, no commit. (Popo says hello)
  18. Multiple (3x) elite DE/Edges will not commit in the same recruiting cycle.
  19. Multiple elite Lakeland kids can't be pulled in the same cycle
  20. Can't pull a legit 5* recruit from SFL.
Also, if you can think of other recruiting taboos, let me know.
Angry Gary Oldman GIF
 
Cleaned up the OP a bit because several of them are on shaky ground. 😉

#5 has morphed from

5. Elite CB's and DEs from Heritage will always make a business decision

to

5. Elite CB's from Heritage will always make a business decision
21. Elite DE's from Heritage will always make a business decision

added this based on @cway313 suggestion and @JHallCanes post


22. You can't win multiple head to head battles w/Bama and Saban for 4*/5* CBs in the same cycle
23. You can't win multiple head to head battles w/Bama and Saban for CBs playing in Heritage and Lakeland in the same cycle

Let's see how many of these iron clad recruiting rules can survive the next 48 hours.
 
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