King of the bubble screens. Anybody here who hates those plays now would suffer 3x as many if Kiffin were our coach. He's reigning it in now only because Saban is smart enough not to allow him to abuse those plays.
I had to laugh when bubble screens were ripped on this site beginning only this year. It took at least 3 seasons for the wisdom to travel cross country from Los Angeles. USC fans were ridiculing those plays throughout Kiffin's term. Virtually every game opened with a bubble screen that was destroyed at the line of scrimmage. It became a running joke. The constants of USC football were the Coliseum, Traveler, Song Girls and Failed Bubble Screens.
His wife would be a big hit. And we'd have frequent high profile diversions like under inflated footballs. For comedic benefit and occasionally stealing kids in the late going from Florida and Florida State it wouldn't be the worst option. Keep in mind I'm the guy who thinks our national championship days are long gone so nobody would truly irritate me, as long as we don't dip below two functioning brain cells and consider Mike Leach.