Sorry Bruh, but after reading that I highly doubt you are a lawyer. Not saying what you said isn't true, but I expect muuuuch better sentence structure from a lawyer. Busted!I'm a lawyer in Miami and I know Manny Diaz Esq, who manure's daddy. senior is an old school and former miami politician and political operative and is now considered a fixer as a lawyer. he also loves his son and they are close. manure listens to daddy.
knowing this dynamic and nothing else, daddy is chirping in manure's ear and saying this is a one more year gig son unless you become an assassin. im betting manny junior listens to daddy and is an assassin. my 2 cents.
Try something else........like "I read a book about being a lawyer". Or, "I am the lead maintenance tech in an attorney at law office building". Anything but "I'm a lawyer".