Hard Rock Stadium Cooling Issue's Hypothetical Solution

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Parrotnose, I love your DT recruiting threads, but please stop the insanity in threads like this. Hard Rock Stadium is located in Miami Gardens, FL. News Flash: it's going to be hot in any stadium here in September, and the canopy on the $500M renovation has been projected to offer up to a 30 degree reduction in temperature for people who actually go to the games. Buck up, big fella and enjoy the ride.

[MENTION=10805]PAR[/MENTION]rotnose is a problem solver by nature and nurture. He saw a couple old cvnts in here whining about being hot outside in Miami in September, and he was going to fix that problem.

He isn't fixing shiznit. He should stick with posting videos of DTs.

He's branching out into engineering now. He's like Burger King making hot dogs. Give him his space.

He gave you his credentials. His imaginary girlfriend works for Air Around the Clock answering phones. That makes him as qualified as anyone to solve this pesky heat issue at Hard Rok.

Dead

 

[Tad Footeball]

Just replicate this wolfpack fan and strategically place them throughout the stadium.

What's Bret Bielema doing at a NC State game?

 

[jdiaz1013]

Some of y'all who complain about the single drop of anal moisture processed also can't fathom how we lost the Orangebowl for the very same "ewww stinky poo" complaints. Many of you are right...you guys might as well stay home and not waste our time trying to get a coors in line at the Rock as we wait for you to finish ordering your meatless lettuce wrapped vegan burger and yoohoo

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Some of y'all who complain about the single drop of anal moisture processed also can't fathom how we lost the Orangebowl for the very same "ewww stinky poo" complaints. Many of you are right...you guys might as well stay home and not waste our time trying to get a coors in line at the Rock as we wait for you to finish ordering your meatless lettuce wrapped vegan burger and yoohoo

I am in tears.

 

[DTP]

Don't hate on the Yoohoo.

Ok, legit gripe here. There's a craft beer bar around section 150 where I'll go to get something different from the generic Bud Light or whatever cheap beer I'm usually drinking at football games. Whoever installed the tap handles, put them on the wrong taps so the workers kept pouring the wrong beers. When I asked them to just swap the handles, they said the weren't allowed to, that the "tap guy" had to do it. Took a majority of halftime to get the right beer and I missed the FAMU band.

 

[IndayArtHauz]

I haven't laughed this hard in months.

 

[Cane Kenny]

This may be the most entertained I've been in a while (while at work )

 

[The Franchise]

Don't hate on the Yoohoo.

Ok, legit gripe here. There's a craft beer bar around section 150 where I'll go to get something different from the generic Bud Light or whatever cheap beer I'm usually drinking at football games. Whoever installed the tap handles, put them on the wrong taps so the workers kept pouring the wrong beers. When I asked them to just swap the handles, they said the weren't allowed to, that the "tap guy" had to do it. Took a majority of halftime to get the right beer and I missed the FAMU band.

That's your lesson to not be a craft beer facquit.

 

[NY Shyne]

Take a jamo shot & slam two beers. Problem solved.

 

[Notsince1985]

You simply have too much time on your hands

No I am just well read on diverse subjects. Several of my family members are in reliability engineering and my old lady is in wholesale commercial / industrial HVAC sales. So I have had conversations about venue HVAC issues.

Hopefully Hard Rock Stadium in the future will the NFL's top 25 most energy efficient stadiums.

Link
https://www.electricchoice.com/blog/nfl-stadiums-attempt-to-lower-energy-costs/

Go Canes

You're married?

God bless that lovely woman.

Underrated post

 

[Notsince1985]

Some of y'all who complain about the single drop of anal moisture processed also can't fathom how we lost the Orangebowl for the very same "ewww stinky poo" complaints. Many of you are right...you guys might as well stay home and not waste our time trying to get a coors in line at the Rock as we wait for you to finish ordering your meatless lettuce wrapped vegan burger and yoohoo

#MakeYoo-hooGreatAgain

 

[Utoronto]

Just replicate this wolfpack fan and strategically place them throughout the stadium.

What's Bret Bielema doing at a NC State game?

Anyone else love how the Staff guy in the gold shirt seems to look down for:
a) to see if someone is below that might get crushed if the fat guy lands on them, or
b) trying to determine whether the metal poll has the supports to withstand the fat game leaning on it - and if it doesn't he's back to a)

 

[RVACane]

Parrotnose, I love your DT recruiting threads, but please stop the insanity in threads like this. Hard Rock Stadium is located in Miami Gardens, FL. News Flash: it's going to be hot in any stadium here in September, and the canopy on the $500M renovation has been projected to offer up to a 30 degree reduction in temperature for people who actually go to the games. Buck up, big fella and enjoy the ride.

[MENTION=10805]PAR[/MENTION]rotnose is a problem solver by nature and nurture. He saw a couple old cvnts in here whining about being hot outside in Miami in September, and he was going to fix that problem.

He isn't fixing shiznit. He should stick with posting videos of DTs.

And being salty when his standing is challenged. I like when he strikes back. Its funny.

 

[JamesSanMartin]

Definitely was warm for a 6pm game.

 

[JD08]

Qatar? You mean the ****** stadium? Maybe FSU should consider this?

 

[Hurracanes]

Definitely was warm for a 6pm game.

I just walked my dog and it is hot and humid as **** for 10pm. It's Miami.

 

[Gatorhater]

So youre saying we should get Air Conditioning. Thats all this is. Bunch of fancy words for solar powered AC.

Wait, it is solar powered? Don't want it. Imagine how hot it will be in the bubble when So Fl rain storms blocks out the sun and the "power" goes off. I want nice reliable carbon powered AC. Global warming has always been a good thing. It is those frigging ice ages that kill everything. Besides, I have a lot of dividend paying oil stocks that need to keep paying frigging dividends.

 

[DTP]

Don't hate on the Yoohoo.

Ok, legit gripe here. There's a craft beer bar around section 150 where I'll go to get something different from the generic Bud Light or whatever cheap beer I'm usually drinking at football games. Whoever installed the tap handles, put them on the wrong taps so the workers kept pouring the wrong beers. When I asked them to just swap the handles, they said the weren't allowed to, that the "tap guy" had to do it. Took a majority of halftime to get the right beer and I missed the FAMU band.

That's your lesson to not be a craft beer facquit.

They were out of chardonnay. What was I supposed to drink?

 

[nystateofmind]

Where is [MENTION=4597]Paranos[/MENTION] to defend his honor?

 

[Calinative]

So youre saying we should get Air Conditioning. Thats all this is. Bunch of fancy words for solar powered AC.

Wait, it is solar powered? Don't want it. Imagine how hot it will be in the bubble when So Fl rain storms blocks out the sun and the "power" goes off. I want nice reliable carbon powered AC. Global warming has always been a good thing. It is those frigging ice ages that kill everything. Besides, I have a lot of dividend paying oil stocks that need to keep paying frigging dividends.

Dude. It doesn't need to be sunny at the moment of a game for anything solar powered to work. Solar panels collect energy from the sun, and that energy gets stored thoughout the course of a week until it's used, and the process continues.
Florida being the 2nd sunniest state is the perfect place to have solar powered buildings. Still even if they generated no solar energy, it's not like they couldn't then use normal electricity.