Hard Rock Stadium Cooling Issue's Hypothetical Solution

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To solve Hard Rock Stadium's air flow management and cooling issues the Dolphins need to reach out to the London engineering firm designing the cooling system for the Quatar World Cup Stadium . Ross and the Dolphins could workout a deal to be a Beta testing platform for the cooling system heat exchange and air management portions.

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I can't ******* stand it when my **** gets all moist and sweaty at a football game. Hopefully Qatar has individual ******* cooling package technology so my **** and sweaty meat-pop feel more comfortable during the home games.

I heard Nick Saban sells a hardcock package to his boosters. It's an actual **** ring soaked in methane, frozen over night, and sprinkled with cinnamon. The heavy hitters always have the most comfortable game day experience.
 
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No I understand this point! Check out and Google "ETFE" roofs. They already use the **** on the panels now. You can do a roof on the open area of the field with incredible results! No rain! Turf gets same sunlight and it actually converts the heat into cooler air! Now they will need to probably provide more airflow but they call it "The Roof That Isn't There!" I love the upgrades as is. But I think it is planned. The Foundation Ross already paid for. I believe they will do this before the SB so no threat of rain or lighting.

Why put $500 mil in upgrades for half a roof? Personally I didn't think they needed the canopy at all.. But if you are going to do it do it right. Just Like having an outdoor stadium still can do flyovers, etc. See the new Rams Stadium in LA.
 
You simply have too much time on your hands

No I am just well read on diverse subjects. Several of my family members are in reliability engineering and my old lady is in wholesale commercial / industrial HVAC sales. So I have had conversations about venue HVAC issues.

Hopefully Hard Rock Stadium in the future will the NFL's top 25 most energy efficient stadiums.

Link
https://www.electricchoice.com/blog/nfl-stadiums-attempt-to-lower-energy-costs/

Go Canes
 
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Here's the solution: if you get too warm at a football game in south Florida then stay the fūck home, puzzies

For crying out loud, half a fūcking billion in improvements and we have some queens complaining their vaginas were uncomfortably warm and moist.
 
You simply have too much time on your hands

No I am just well read on diverse subjects. Several of my family members are in reliability engineering and my old lady is in wholesale commercial / industrial HVAC sales. So I have had conversations about venue HVAC issues.

Hopefully Hard Rock Stadium in the future will the NFL's top 25 most energy efficient stadiums.

Link
https://www.electricchoice.com/blog/nfl-stadiums-attempt-to-lower-energy-costs/

Go Canes

You're married?

God bless that lovely woman.
 
You simply have too much time on your hands

No I am just well read on diverse subjects. Several of my family members are in reliability engineering and my old lady is in wholesale commercial / industrial HVAC sales. So I have had conversations about venue HVAC issues.

Hopefully Hard Rock Stadium in the future will the NFL's top 25 most energy efficient stadiums.

Link
https://www.electricchoice.com/blog/nfl-stadiums-attempt-to-lower-energy-costs/

Go Canes

Top 25 out of what, 30 stadiums....low standards,
 
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You simply have too much time on your hands

No I am just well read on diverse subjects. Several of my family members are in reliability engineering and my old lady is in wholesale commercial / industrial HVAC sales. So I have had conversations about venue HVAC issues.

Hopefully Hard Rock Stadium in the future will the NFL's top 25 most energy efficient stadiums.

Link
https://www.electricchoice.com/blog/nfl-stadiums-attempt-to-lower-energy-costs/

Go Canes

You're married?

God bless that lovely woman.

A loose interpretation of the word. See what legalizing ghey marriage snowballed into?

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You simply have too much time on your hands

No I am just well read on diverse subjects. Several of my family members are in reliability engineering and my old lady is in wholesale commercial / industrial HVAC sales. So I have had conversations about venue HVAC issues.

Hopefully Hard Rock Stadium in the future will the NFL's top 25 most energy efficient stadiums.

Link
https://www.electricchoice.com/blog/nfl-stadiums-attempt-to-lower-energy-costs/

Go Canes

You're married?

God bless that lovely woman.

A loose interpretation of the word. See what legalizing ghey marriage snowballed into?

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Are we going to football games or the prom?

Good grief...

I recall coming home from a game sweaty, hoarse, sunburned, emotionally spent and feeling like I played in the game with the players.

I can't relate to wanting a game to feel like a home experience. Why not just stay home?
 
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