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Thanks for the catch up

What do you think the odds are that he bolts for one of those two teams or any team actually?
I think he probably stays. When he got his second raise last year, they restructured the buyout clause so that it is much, much lower (something like 5x lower if IIRC) if he leaves for an NBA team v. a college team. That is telling.

Also, he's shown he can win a championship at UF. If he can get a THIRD raise in THREE years where he is, why not stay until the NBA comes calling?
 
I think he probably stays. When he got his second raise last year, they restructured the buyout clause so that it is much, much lower (something like 5x lower if IIRC) if he leaves for an NBA team v. a college team. That is telling.

Also, he's shown he can win a championship at UF. If he can get a THIRD raise in THREE years where he is, why not stay until the NBA comes calling?


I think he will leave. Clearly, there are plenty of hot young chicks at UNC and Kansas who don't already know his modus operandi, so those are fertile hunting grounds for an undeniable hunk of man-meat like Todd Golden.

Predators gotta predate...
 
Here it is. The lengthy (and frothy) article that confirms all the things that you suspected about DJ Lagway, but could never fully articulate.

Never went to class. Isolated himself from his WRs at a Tyler-Van-Dyke level. Knew he was too hurt to play his freshman season. Collaborated with Slingblade Billy to lie to the world about his recovery time from FOUR injuries.

Oh, by the way, did you know that VENTURA is a swanky town north of Miami?


 
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I think he will leave. Clearly, there are plenty of hot young chicks at UNC and Kansas who don't already know his modus operandi, so those are fertile hunting grounds for an undeniable hunk of man-meat like Todd Golden.

Predators gotta predate...
I know this is tongue-in-cheek, but I’ll play along…

Why does he need to leave when UF has proven they will spend whatever it takes and pay off The Alligator to gaslight their fanbase into believing he’s the victim?
 
Here it is. The lengthy (and frothy) article that confirms all the things that you suspected about DJ Lagway, but could never fully articulate.

Never went to class. Isolated himself from his WRs at a Tyler-Van-Dyke level. Knew he was too hurt to play his freshman season. Collaborated with Slingblade Billy to lie to the world about his recovery time from FOUR injuries.

Oh, by the way, did you know that VENTURA is a swanky town north of Miami?


Please. This was not exclusive to Lagway. Most kids do online there for their requirements. Even my friends that went to UF when we were freshmen in the 90s didn’t have classes in actual classrooms. They watched the teacher give the lecture on TV.

UF even has a program where they admit a portion of students online only for their first few semesters, and then allow them to move to Gainesville.
 
Please. This was not exclusive to Lagway. Most kids do online there for their requirements. Even my friends that went to UF when we were freshmen in the 90s didn’t have classes in actual classrooms. They watched the teacher give the lecture on TV.

UF even has a program where they admit a portion of students online only for their first few semesters, and then allow them to move to Gainesville.


I'm not talking about one or two of his classes. It was ALL of them, for two full years.

And THAT is a bit extreme.

When I was doing my LL.M. at Florida, there was an undergrad Business Law professor who used to broadcast his classes on the local cable access channel (you could go to the live class OR the TV broadcast). He would dress up in all kinds of wacky costumes to dramatize his lectures and hold the attention of the students.

My niece is at UF now, and I know a bunch of her friends. It is NOT the normal UF experience to do two full years of coursework remotely, and if that is the future, they just need to change the name to Santa Fe Senior High School right now.
 
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