Tears Gator Tears

[RozayCane]

 

[Kapulaites]

The crowd laughed. What was the joke? Saying sheet?

Nervous laughter? What was funny? What made him a clown? When’s the divorce because that’s messed up.

 

[TexasCane90]

Kinda shocked he would have even agreed to go to Italy even when he was at Tulane. Unless it was a promise early in the marriage

Just more rah rah to show how vested he is trying to get it right

 

[OldhamA]

That's just ignorant, unfunny and a lie. Meant to be a joke?

How is it any of those things?

I'm an English white guy, brought up on a different type of music.

I can appreciate someone like Tupac or The Notorious B.I.G. because their talent transcends their genre. I wouldn't expect a black man from Dade County to appreciate Shed 7, for example.

 

[shumbly33]

How soon do they start fantasizing about Summral’s junk? Nobody is going to forget “big **** Billy”

100% convinced they are going to start calling him "Big Junk John" after his first win over some rando cupcake school.

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

That's just ignorant, unfunny and a lie. Meant to be a joke?

It's not ignorant for someone to not understand the culture of mumble rap, or whatever this is. Are you ignorant for not understanding the nuances of Salsa, or 20's big band music? Sometimes, if you don't identify with it, it all just sounds the same.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He "ain't playing around"...because he drops f-bombs...

Good lord, the Gator fans are so easily fooled...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The crowd laughed. What was the joke? Saying sheet?

Nervous laughter? What was funny? What made him a clown? When’s the divorce because that’s messed up.

After learning Sumrall's linguistic preferences, I'd imagine he told the wife, "Honey, **** your birthday and **** our anniversary, I have a ****-**** ton of **** to do at work and I can't be ******* around in my first year, so either enjoy Italy on your own or we can ******* settle for Venice, Florida."

 

[KANE]

Obviously, I could go with a "super-mocking" response, but I'll remain calm.

So the "super-serious" response is "how can the staff be viewed as 'very impressive' at this point?"

---Not a single spring practice
---Certainly, not a single game
---No recruits signed
---TWO whole verbals for the Class of 2027, only one is a blue-chip recruit
---Unimpressive set of coaches hired

Oh, but the Gator players "earned the right" to wear their own logo by completing "The Gauntlet", so that has to be impressive, right?

Because…“Hope springs eternal, in the human breast.” -Alexander Pope

 

[HumbleCane]

That's just ignorant, unfunny and a lie. Meant to be a joke?

I thought it was funny. A bit of self deprecation in there as well. Did this comment offend you? Because if it did, I think you might be cruisin the wrong message board.

 

[Travis Bickle]

Kinda shocked he would have even agreed to go to Italy even when he was at Tulane. Unless it was a promise early in the marriage

Just more rah rah to show how vested he is trying to get it right

It's all performative. That kind of fake won't hold up over time.