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The crowd laughed. What was the joke? Saying sheet?

Nervous laughter? What was funny? What made him a clown? When’s the divorce because that’s messed up.
 
That's just ignorant, unfunny and a lie. Meant to be a joke?
How is it any of those things?

I'm an English white guy, brought up on a different type of music.

I can appreciate someone like Tupac or The Notorious B.I.G. because their talent transcends their genre. I wouldn't expect a black man from Dade County to appreciate Shed 7, for example.
 
How soon do they start fantasizing about Summral’s junk? Nobody is going to forget “big **** Billy”
100% convinced they are going to start calling him "Big Junk John" after his first win over some rando cupcake school.
 
The crowd laughed. What was the joke? Saying sheet?

Nervous laughter? What was funny? What made him a clown? When’s the divorce because that’s messed up.


After learning Sumrall's linguistic preferences, I'd imagine he told the wife, "Honey, **** your birthday and **** our anniversary, I have a ****-**** ton of **** to do at work and I can't be ******* around in my first year, so either enjoy Italy on your own or we can ******* settle for Venice, Florida."
 
Obviously, I could go with a "super-mocking" response, but I'll remain calm.

So the "super-serious" response is "how can the staff be viewed as 'very impressive' at this point?"

---Not a single spring practice
---Certainly, not a single game
---No recruits signed
---TWO whole verbals for the Class of 2027, only one is a blue-chip recruit
---Unimpressive set of coaches hired

Oh, but the Gator players "earned the right" to wear their own logo by completing "The Gauntlet", so that has to be impressive, right?
Because…“Hope springs eternal, in the human breast.” -Alexander Pope
 
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