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think the gates could surprise some people next year

fk em tho


Surprise...in what way...WORSE than expected?

Look, if you want me to believe that...(checks notes)...Aaron Philo...is going to produce better results than DJ Lagway...

Whatever. Just enjoy the 2026 **** show in Hogtown.
 
Their fans are confident because of…..what exactly?
The receiver room? Ok fine. Good talent there. Brown is good. Dallas Wilson played like 5 games. Singleton trying to reinvent himself.
Baugh? Ok fine but he’s one dude. And isn’t exactly Derrick Henry.
What else do they have? We’re hitting the hype train cause we have actual depth
They have a lot of faith in their OC buster faulkner and his "hand picked" QB Aaron Philo who did good in spot duty as a true freshman and against guidrys defense in 2024 he also lit up *checks notes* gardner Webb in 2025 but also threw a pick.....better hope he doesn't get ran into the ground
 
They have a lot of faith in their OC buster faulkner and his "hand picked" QB Aaron Philo who did good in spot duty as a true freshman and against guidrys defense in 2024 he also lit up *checks notes* gardner Webb in 2025 but also threw a pick.....better hope he doesn't get ran into the ground


Ah, yes, the Faulkner-Philo offense.

But here's the issue, these Gator dopes are SOOO beat down by their failures that they start projecting ANY new OC or ANY new QB is going to produce better results. Not based on the merits of the Faulkner-Philo offense, but on the failings of the Slingblade-Lagway offense.

Defective thinking. Gator Logicz...
 
Haynes King is going to need a cane by 28 to walk after playing in that offense for two years. I imagine the gators will have elite quarterback talent lining up to play in a system that literally rams the quarterback into the line of scrimmage 15 times a game.

These idiots don’t realize that teams only run those goofy offenses because they can’t get legit players. Georgia Tech isn’t getting elite talent, they need to maximize their talent with a bunch of QB run gimmicks. Your goal as a coach at the university of Florida shouldn’t be to become the new Georgia Tech. Unless the Gator is just giving up on being a contender and is just happy being a 7 or 8 win team that occasionally can play Georgia close.
 
Haynes King is going to need a cane by 28 to walk after playing in that offense for two years. I imagine the gators will have elite quarterback talent lining up to play in a system that literally rams the quarterback into the line of scrimmage 15 times a game.

These idiots don’t realize that teams only run those goofy offenses because they can’t get legit players. Georgia Tech isn’t getting elite talent, they need to maximize their talent with a bunch of QB run gimmicks. Your goal as a coach at the university of Florida shouldn’t be to become the new Georgia Tech. Unless the Gator is just giving up on being a contender and is just happy being a 7 or 8 win team that occasionally can play Georgia close.
You forget that they won two titles doing that **** in 06 and 08. Philo is the next Tebow in their minds.
 
Updated Gator roster numbers:

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Team Composite Ranking
  • 2026: .8907
  • 2025: .8966
Average College Football Experience
  • 2026: 1.83 years
  • 2025: 1.61 years
2026 Positional Advantages
  • Tight End (.8896 vs .8717)
  • Running Back (.8970 vs .817)
  • Defensive End (.9303 vs .9214)
 
You forget that they won two titles doing that **** in 06 and 08. Philo is the next Tebow in their minds.
Yeah and Miami won almost every game from 2000-2002 running the I formation. The game changes a lot over 20 years. Miami fans had to learn the hard way that just because something worked 20 years ago, doesn’t mean it will work today.

Not only that, it assures well will never have to worry about Florida competing with us to any quarterback or skill position recruits. Teams play that style because they have to, not because they want to.
 
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Haynes King is going to need a cane by 28 to walk after playing in that offense for two years. I imagine the gators will have elite quarterback talent lining up to play in a system that literally rams the quarterback into the line of scrimmage 15 times a game.

These idiots don’t realize that teams only run those goofy offenses because they can’t get legit players. Georgia Tech isn’t getting elite talent, they need to maximize their talent with a bunch of QB run gimmicks. Your goal as a coach at the university of Florida shouldn’t be to become the new Georgia Tech. Unless the Gator is just giving up on being a contender and is just happy being a 7 or 8 win team that occasionally can play Georgia close.
At this point they're just happy they're not FSU.
 
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