Tears Gator Tears

[caneingville]

Urban Meyer once said in an Interview, your Defensive Coordinator needs to your best coach on your Staff…..when I saw who Sumerall hired at DC , I knew he was Billy 2.0. Strickland basically pulled a bait and switch on there fans, he promised a coach from a Power Confernce…There boosters ,See it I’m guessing , so that’s why they had to go cheap on QB and portal additions. I imagine boosters won’t pony up for better Portal until Sumerall shows he’s a good coach.View attachment 353624

My gut tells me he’s a combo of Golden and Slingblade.

 

[Fart Keyhole]

Photo looks like it's ready for a Dateline voiceover.

 

[786Cane]

My gut tells me he’s a combo of Golden and Slingblade.

Hence Twinblade!

Edit: I just hate seeing this thread on the second page, so BUMP!

 

[HumbleCane]

Hence Twinblade!

Edit: I just hate seeing this thread on the second page, so BUMP!

Yeah, it seems much easier to be posting about the 'Holes these days, thats a total misery bomb.

But we should have plenty of delusionally optimistic gator fans posting about their new Heisman to be QB and the rest of the playoff bound Gator team for next year.

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

My Bull Gator partner called last night about work stuff. He finished off by saying he was excited about Strickland. I reminded him that we pulled our head coach from Oregon, our DL coach from the NFL HOF, and our DC from the Big Ten DC of the year. They shop at the Sunbelt…..he hung up.

 

[Brains]

Time for the pussies in G'ville to wave the white flag for good

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Meanwhile, Mark Cuban giving million$ to Indiana's NIL fund.

QUESTIONABLE INTELLIGENCE

 

[Kapulaites]

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Hey, can I let you know NOW?

Gators

Dallas Wilson - 6'3", 213 pounds
2025 - 12 catches for 174 yards with 3 TDs

Vernell Brown III - 5'11", 178 pounds
2025 - 40 catches for 512 yards with 0 TDs

Eric Singleton - 5'10", 180 pounds (transfer from Auburn)
2025 - 58 catches for 534 yards with 3 TDs

Jadan Baugh - 6'1", 231 pounds
2025 - 220 rushes for 1,170 yards with 8 TDs



Hurricanes

Joshua Moore - 6'4", 215 pounds
2025 - 16 catches for 209 yards with 2 TDs

Malachi Toney - 5'11", 188 pounds
2025 - 99 catches for 1,089 yards with 9 TDs

Vandrevius Jacobs - 6'0", 182 pounds (transfer from South Carolina)
2025 - 32 catches for 548 yards with 4 TDs

Mark Fletcher - 6'2", 225 pounds
2025 - 199 rushes for 1,084 yards with 10 TDs



Looks like the Miami WR room and leading RB are the equal of Florida's, if not better.

If/When Barkate it only gets worse.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If/When Barkate it only gets worse.

Oh, **** yeah.

Ready to admit it...or not...our WR room is superior to Florida's. It just is. And that is not to diminish Dallas Wilson's talent, just his current status and stats. For now, his "greatness" is a projection of 5 stars and 12 receptions. Perhaps someday he will be the greatest college WR ever, but that day is not today.

On the other hand, Malachi Toney had the ALL-TIME-BEST Miami single-season for BOTH receptions AND reception yardage. He is #1 on both of our single season lists, and he will likely finish at #1 on both of our career lists. I may be projecting "career" stats for now, but those single-season records are real as steel.

Finally, while I have long admired and praised Jadan Baugh, he is but one man. And certainly the RB ROOM of Mark Fletcher, CharMarMarty Brown, Girard Pringle, and Jordan Lyle is superior to Florida's, both in overall talent as well as actual production.

 

[Kapulaites]

Oh, **** yeah.

Ready to admit it...or not...our WR room is superior to Florida's. It just is. And that is not to diminish Dallas Wilson's talent, just his current status and stats. For now, his "greatness" is a projection of 5 stars and 12 receptions. Perhaps someday he will be the greatest college WR ever, but that day is not today.

On the other hand, Malachi Toney had the ALL-TIME-BEST Miami single-season for BOTH receptions AND reception yardage. He is #1 on both of our single season lists, and he will likely finish at #1 on both of our career lists. I may be projecting "career" stats for now, but those single-season records are real as steel.

Finally, while I have long admired and praised Jadan Baugh, he is but one man. And certainly the RB ROOM of Mark Fletcher, CharMarMarty Brown, Girard Pringle, and Jordan Lyle is superior to Florida's, both in overall talent as well as actual production.

Okay I am sold.

Baugh is excellent, however,most of the hype on him is now based on the FSU game where he had almost 25% of the seasons yards against a team that quit about 5 games before. Are they going to run him 300 times?

Those delusions tards see UF as a potential playoff team. It;s unreal.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Okay I am sold.

Baugh is excellent, however,most of the hype on him is now based on the FSU game where he had almost 25% of the seasons yards against a team that quit about 5 games before. Are they going to run him 300 times?

Those delusions tards see UF as a potential playoff team. It;s unreal.

Yes, I tend to discount massive single-game/monster-stat performances when playing cupcakes like F$U.

 

[ageezy]

 

[RVACane]

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Wow a lot of the posters from gator 247 went to on3

 

[RVACane]

 

[Dwinstitles]

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They act like they just started watching this sport, this been going on forever. Now it just has a portal now but the same things have been happening for ages.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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It was so much better when the SEC was the only conference who could cheat and get away with it...

 

[RVACane]

It was so much better when the SEC was the only conference who could cheat and get away with it...

Amazing the crying they’re doing and this one doesn’t even realize how ludicrous it is that he posted this.

 

[KANE]

It was so much better when the SEC was the only conference who could cheat and get away with it...

Ain’t no fun, when the rabbit got the gun.

 

[Dwinstitles]

The SEC thing is over, ESPN just hasn't figured it out yet. I bet in a few years they expand and the Big10 and SEC will fight over UM. Especially with the ratings, everyone is saying its cause of Indiana, its not bruh. The Miami national fans are real and been waiting for it the whole time. Also with the legends and celebrities out in Miami man, those ratings were because Miami was in that game. That is why

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Amazing the crying they’re doing and this one doesn’t even realize how ludicrous it is that he posted this.

The fact that he SPECIFIED "under the table" vs. "over the table" tells you everything you need to know about how he thinks college football should operate.

---The SEC should be allowed to cheat, but on a below-market, non-competitive basis.

---It is bad for college football when a player is now "owned" by his SEC overlords for three to five years at a time.

---It is bad for college football when the rabbits have the gun and the players have enough negotiating leverage to destroy the "hometown discount" and the "it just means more in the SEC" discount.

---The SEC should be allowed to purchase player-chattel for six-figure amounts, not seven-figure amounts because WAAAAH WAAAH there are only two billionaires in Alabama and they are both Auburn boosters.

---The South will rise again, yeeeee-haw, them Dukes, them Dukes....



Oh, sorry about that last one, I was just channeling Boss Hogg, the inventor of the SEC Under-The-Table-Pay-For-Play system...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Ain’t no fun, when the rabbit got the gun.

Sorry for pinching your phraseology before I saw this...