Tears Gator Tears

Urban Meyer once said in an Interview, your Defensive Coordinator needs to your best coach on your Staff…..when I saw who Sumerall hired at DC , I knew he was Billy 2.0. Strickland basically pulled a bait and switch on there fans, he promised a coach from a Power Confernce…There boosters ,See it I’m guessing , so that’s why they had to go cheap on QB and portal additions. I imagine boosters won’t pony up for better Portal until Sumerall shows he’s a good coach.View attachment 353624
My gut tells me he’s a combo of Golden and Slingblade.
 
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Hence Twinblade!

Edit: I just hate seeing this thread on the second page, so BUMP!
Yeah, it seems much easier to be posting about the 'Holes these days, thats a total misery bomb.

But we should have plenty of delusionally optimistic gator fans posting about their new Heisman to be QB and the rest of the playoff bound Gator team for next year.
 
My Bull Gator partner called last night about work stuff. He finished off by saying he was excited about Strickland. I reminded him that we pulled our head coach from Oregon, our DL coach from the NFL HOF, and our DC from the Big Ten DC of the year. They shop at the Sunbelt…..he hung up.
 
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Hey, can I let you know NOW?

Gators

Dallas Wilson - 6'3", 213 pounds
2025 - 12 catches for 174 yards with 3 TDs

Vernell Brown III - 5'11", 178 pounds
2025 - 40 catches for 512 yards with 0 TDs

Eric Singleton - 5'10", 180 pounds (transfer from Auburn)
2025 - 58 catches for 534 yards with 3 TDs

Jadan Baugh - 6'1", 231 pounds
2025 - 220 rushes for 1,170 yards with 8 TDs



Hurricanes

Joshua Moore - 6'4", 215 pounds
2025 - 16 catches for 209 yards with 2 TDs

Malachi Toney - 5'11", 188 pounds
2025 - 99 catches for 1,089 yards with 9 TDs

Vandrevius Jacobs - 6'0", 182 pounds (transfer from South Carolina)
2025 - 32 catches for 548 yards with 4 TDs

Mark Fletcher - 6'2", 225 pounds
2025 - 199 rushes for 1,084 yards with 10 TDs



Looks like the Miami WR room and leading RB are the equal of Florida's, if not better.
If/When Barkate it only gets worse.
 
If/When Barkate it only gets worse.


Oh, **** yeah.

Ready to admit it...or not...our WR room is superior to Florida's. It just is. And that is not to diminish Dallas Wilson's talent, just his current status and stats. For now, his "greatness" is a projection of 5 stars and 12 receptions. Perhaps someday he will be the greatest college WR ever, but that day is not today.

On the other hand, Malachi Toney had the ALL-TIME-BEST Miami single-season for BOTH receptions AND reception yardage. He is #1 on both of our single season lists, and he will likely finish at #1 on both of our career lists. I may be projecting "career" stats for now, but those single-season records are real as steel.

Finally, while I have long admired and praised Jadan Baugh, he is but one man. And certainly the RB ROOM of Mark Fletcher, CharMarMarty Brown, Girard Pringle, and Jordan Lyle is superior to Florida's, both in overall talent as well as actual production.
 
Oh, **** yeah.

Ready to admit it...or not...our WR room is superior to Florida's. It just is. And that is not to diminish Dallas Wilson's talent, just his current status and stats. For now, his "greatness" is a projection of 5 stars and 12 receptions. Perhaps someday he will be the greatest college WR ever, but that day is not today.

On the other hand, Malachi Toney had the ALL-TIME-BEST Miami single-season for BOTH receptions AND reception yardage. He is #1 on both of our single season lists, and he will likely finish at #1 on both of our career lists. I may be projecting "career" stats for now, but those single-season records are real as steel.

Finally, while I have long admired and praised Jadan Baugh, he is but one man. And certainly the RB ROOM of Mark Fletcher, CharMarMarty Brown, Girard Pringle, and Jordan Lyle is superior to Florida's, both in overall talent as well as actual production.
Okay I am sold.

Baugh is excellent, however,most of the hype on him is now based on the FSU game where he had almost 25% of the seasons yards against a team that quit about 5 games before. Are they going to run him 300 times?

Those delusions tards see UF as a potential playoff team. It;s unreal.
 
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Okay I am sold.

Baugh is excellent, however,most of the hype on him is now based on the FSU game where he had almost 25% of the seasons yards against a team that quit about 5 games before. Are they going to run him 300 times?

Those delusions tards see UF as a potential playoff team. It;s unreal.


Yes, I tend to discount massive single-game/monster-stat performances when playing cupcakes like F$U.
 
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