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4 kids by 40 is considered odd? I have an uncle who is a great-great grandfather at 72. I live in VT so there is nothing for young people to do in the winter if they don't ski/snowboard except drink and have ***.
I come from a long line of West Virginia and Florida trailer trash. My grandma had two kids by 16, and was a great grandma at 37. My aunt was a little better and although she also had her first at 15, she wasn't a grandma until 35.
 
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I come from a long line of West Virginia and Florida trailer trash. My grandma had two kids by 16, and was a great grandma at 37. My aunt was a little better and although she also had her first at 15, she wasn't a grandma until 35.
hold up... I also have a bit of moonshine in my veins but was this a typo?? If she had 2 kids by 16, say the first was at 13, then that kid had a kid at 13, she would be 26 and be a grandma, then that kid would need to also have a kid no later than 11 for her to be a GREAT grandma at 37. Because if so that is def a different level of trailer trash and is infringing upon cult territory
 
hold up... I also have a bit of moonshine in my veins but was this a typo?? If she had 2 kids by 16, say the first was at 13, then that kid had a kid at 13, she would be 26 and be a grandma, then that kid would need to also have a kid no later than 11 for her to be a GREAT grandma at 37. Because if so that is def a different level of trailer trash and is infringing upon cult territory


Uh-oh...I was told that there would be no math involved...

Maybe @caneingville is related to Vili Fualaau...
 
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I come from a long line of West Virginia and Florida trailer trash. My grandma had two kids by 16, and was a great grandma at 37. My aunt was a little better and although she also had her first at 15, she wasn't a grandma until 35.
My dad had 17 siblings…3 sets of twins and a set of triplets .My dad was a twin….i think my grandma lived to be 103 I think..
 
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hold up... I also have a bit of moonshine in my veins but was this a typo?? If she had 2 kids by 16, say the first was at 13, then that kid had a kid at 13, she would be 26 and be a grandma, then that kid would need to also have a kid no later than 11 for her to be a GREAT grandma at 37. Because if so that is def a different level of trailer trash and is infringing upon cult territory
Two different aunts! My mom had two sisters and one brother. The aunt that was referenced in that post was the fourth child, and there was a ten-year difference between her and the oldest (my uncle).

Edit: also she married my grandpa at 14 and got pregnant right away, had my uncle at 15, and then had my aunt that made her the great-grandma at 37 at 16. Those grandparents lived to their nineties and celebrated 73 years of marriage before they died in 2013.
 
Also, to bring this somewhat back on topic, when I was in business school at UF, my friends and I made homemade moonshine in the backyard of one of the guy’s houses in Midtown. Good stuff. Brought a ton of it to the Florida-Georgia game, which was very necessary because it was a crazy and rough weekend. Ooohhh weeee. Miami was in Tallahassee that same day and it wasn’t pretty.

Moonshine started to wear off and I left the game in the third quarter (because that’s what UF students do) and I finished watching with a bunch of hospitable Georgia fans. They fed me well. Good times.
 
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