Tears Gator Tears

[caneingville]

4 kids by 40 is considered odd? I have an uncle who is a great-great grandfather at 72. I live in VT so there is nothing for young people to do in the winter if they don't ski/snowboard except drink and have ***.

I come from a long line of West Virginia and Florida trailer trash. My grandma had two kids by 16, and was a great grandma at 37. My aunt was a little better and although she also had her first at 15, she wasn't a grandma until 35.

 

[caneingville]

10 scholarship Gators (so far) entering the Portal (plust 2 walk-ons).

You could make an entire team just with all the kids leaving UF and FSU.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You could make an entire team just with all the kids leaving UF and FSU.

Yes. A very BAD entire team, but an entire team nonetheless...

 

[caneingville]

Yes. A very BAD entire team, but an entire team nonetheless...

They could just run the Annexation of Puerto Rico every game!

 

[Cookie917]

I come from a long line of West Virginia and Florida trailer trash. My grandma had two kids by 16, and was a great grandma at 37. My aunt was a little better and although she also had her first at 15, she wasn't a grandma until 35.

hold up... I also have a bit of moonshine in my veins but was this a typo?? If she had 2 kids by 16, say the first was at 13, then that kid had a kid at 13, she would be 26 and be a grandma, then that kid would need to also have a kid no later than 11 for her to be a GREAT grandma at 37. Because if so that is def a different level of trailer trash and is infringing upon cult territory

 

[TheOriginalCane]

hold up... I also have a bit of moonshine in my veins but was this a typo?? If she had 2 kids by 16, say the first was at 13, then that kid had a kid at 13, she would be 26 and be a grandma, then that kid would need to also have a kid no later than 11 for her to be a GREAT grandma at 37. Because if so that is def a different level of trailer trash and is infringing upon cult territory

Uh-oh...I was told that there would be no math involved...

Maybe @caneingville is related to Vili Fualaau...

 

[Cookie917]

Uh-oh...I was told that there would be no math involved...

Maybe @caneingville is related to Vili Fualaau...

I had to take off my shoes and borrow one of my kids hands to count but I am pretty sure the math maths.

 

[Calicane02]

They could just run the Annexation of Puerto Rico every game!

I'm assuming Malzahn is the head corch of this team then

 

[OldhamA]

You could make an entire team just with all the kids leaving UF and FSU.

Granted, they wouldn't be able to beat a P4 team...

 

[Gru]

 

[6th Ring is Near]

It's thread policy.

Lol I guess but they constantly give us real material to make fun about them on is all I was thinking.

 

[ajkreider]

That’s nothing compared to the Mormons. I have a friend who had his fifth before 35.

The QB for the Colts has a 2 year old, and a grand child.

 

[Calicane02]

The QB for the Colts has a 2 year old, and a grand child.

Father Phil isn't even Mormon, he's a devout Catholic

 

[TheOriginalCane]

10 scholarship Gators (so far) entering the Portal (plust 2 walk-ons).

Eleven.

 

[Cajuncane]

I come from a long line of West Virginia and Florida trailer trash. My grandma had two kids by 16, and was a great grandma at 37. My aunt was a little better and although she also had her first at 15, she wasn't a grandma until 35.

My dad had 17 siblings…3 sets of twins and a set of triplets .My dad was a twin….i think my grandma lived to be 103 I think..