Tears Gator Tears

My Bull Gator ******* called me at 7.30 pm and asked if I was getting a suite for the Pop-Tarts bowl. I hung up.


I hope he shifted universal karma and we somehow get in…….
I’ve been meaning to ask you what his take is on Twinblade and everything that went down…

Is it wrong for me to say to him
Told You So GIF by Kala Simmons
 
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The talking heads that cover the Gayturds on YouTube have all shifted gears to what a savage Sumrall is. The little Joe Dirt lookin' dude called him a "psycho". Another pod was talking up comparisons between Sumrall and Kirby Smart and Dan Lanning. It's as pathetic as it is funny.
I’m old enough to remember a guy named Big **** Billy.
 
What’s the context behind the crumbl cookie stuff? lol
Convo about coaching hires turned into discussion about BYU and the Mormon church, of which the CEO of Crumbl cookies is a member and BYU booster.

Crumbl cookies are good but not as good as my homemade cookies, so I said they are overrated.

Now you’re all caught up!
 
I think they are stale garbage tbh
Stale? Interesting. My town’s location is never stale. My girlfriends sent me a box for my birthday last year, and they are also right next to my nail salon, so I sometimes pop in and grab them for my son. Always been very fresh and soft (insert euphemism here).
 
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