Tears Gator Tears

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Lots of tears in this article 😂


Florida feels like a high-performance vehicle pushing to its speed limit. It's tearing down a narrowing road at a rate that leaves no margin. The wall ahead isn't theoretical. It's visible and closing fast.

The only thing between that machine and a catastrophic collision is Kiffin. He's the emergency brake, the last-second steering correction, the only mechanism that keeps a reckless trajectory from becoming a ruin.

If the Kiffin plan connects, the whole thing could level out, the wheels grabbing just enough road to survive and potentially flourish.

If it doesn't, though, if that single system fails, then there's presently nothing left between the Gators and impact. No airbags. No backup plan. No runoff lane. Just a spectacular, violent crash no one in Gainesville can afford.


I stopped reading at "Florida feels like a high-performance vehicle..."
 
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I posted this on CIS and have been trolling Gator fans for week's. I kept saying "we know hos this movie end's". They'll miss on Lane and dumpster dive for Napier,Mcelwaine and Mullen. This would be on brand.
If they settle for another G5 coach after Shark****er and SpongeBath Billy, there might be mass KoolAid suicides everywhere north of 1-4.
 
If they settle for another G5 coach after Shark****er and SpongeBath Billy, there might be mass KoolAid suicides everywhere north of 1-4.
Ill Allow It Spanish GIF
 
I posted this on CIS and have been trolling Gator fans for week's. I kept saying "we know hos this movie end's". They'll miss on Lane and dumpster dive for Napier,Mcelwaine and Mullen. This would be on brand.
Think Sumrall is a good coach but he’s from the same cloth as Billy and the shark ******. Could work out, but it’s not a home run hire to say the least.
 
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