Putting this out there now so it's timestamped and I can refer back after it happens.
When Miami beats UiF, I'll post multiple tweets and articles saying that the only reason Miami won is because they had to play LSU the week before.
This will be the new excuse for this year. Last year it was Lagway wasn't ready and they were so much better late in the year than early, and they'd have beat us had we played in Week 10 instead of Week 1.
This year it will be, we played an even better team (LSU) on the road, and then we had to play you guys, so we lost but if we didn't have to play LSU the week before, we'd have won.
Calling my shot now, and I will be back in 3 weeks to post many examples of this indescribably *****-made behavior.