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[Dwinstitles]

I was afraid CiS was going to miss that gem.

A thread about fat people getting fatter and there's an advertisement for 2600 calories for $6.
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We truly are living in a simulation and the programmers have a sense of humor

a "my 500 pound life simulator" own it on Steam at 500% off

 

[jsy]

Dear lord. I didn’t think it could get worse for them. All they need to do is hire Mark D’Onofrio as a special defensive assistant now.

And bring back Randy

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

There’s no way their offensive and defensive lines outperform us in the trenches. Their OL is beyond ***. Mertz is going to get pounded. Watson ain’t gonna make it long. Lol

 

[USNAVYCANE]

 

[Cajuncane]

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Turds looking for money..

 

[Cajuncane]

They must have an awesome S&C and training table setup. What are they feeding these guys, sticks of butter and buckets of mayo? No way that guy should be cleared by medical to play at that weight. Couple others aren’t far behind.

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Looks like a couple of them figured out eating at the local Mickey D’s was better for them than the team buffet….

 

[Cajuncane]

Wtf? How do you have a guy knocking on the door to 500 pounds on your football team? That dude is an easy 100 pounds too fat to be an effective nose tackle. They were 79th against the run last year so he’s definitely not having an impact anywhere but the cafeteria

Easy…have you ever heard of a diet cinnamon roll..

 

[Cajuncane]

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Pretty soon they won’t have to worry about Dez practicing cause he won’t be able to get through the door to the practice field

 

[Felonious Monk]

Wtf? How do you have a guy knocking on the door to 500 pounds on your football team? That dude is an easy 100 pounds too fat to be an effective nose tackle. They were 79th against the run last year so he’s definitely not having an impact anywhere but the cafeteria

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

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[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I hate UF but, come on, it's a better job than Ole Miss and not only because of state laws

Not a better job today, and not necessarily a better job in the future. Why is that? Think about it logically.

 

[Dwinstitles]

There’s no way their offensive and defensive lines outperform us in the trenches. Their OL is beyond ***. Mertz is going to get pounded. Watson ain’t gonna make it long. Lol

Aeeeeyo

 

[Cajuncane]

Aeeeeyo

Bain gonna make AA that night…

 

[786Cane]

UF attempting to clean house

My favorite is that they think Dan lanning would leave a better job at a big ten institution for them. I also like that they think lane kiffin would make a backwards move in conference!!

And it their buyout would only be 5Mil! The Delusion.

 

[786Cane]

I hate UF but, come on, it's a better job than Ole Miss and not only because of state laws

Yeah; but compare both rosters. Kiffin almost has that thing rolling. And The Gaytes ain't comin outta pocket for almost 70Mil.

 

[786Cane]

Might need to bring some Reddit into this thread.

Discussion thread re: ESPNs top 10 returning CFB QBs (spoiler: Cam Ward is 10th).

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I didn't know that the $EC had 20 teams.

 

[786Cane]

Uh oh, big mamma video. Gonna get Paranos all hot and bothered!!

Man even @Paranos ain't going there.

 

[786Cane]

I believe Paranos may be on staff

Thick thighs...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Thick thighs...

DJ Fatson - 241 pounds