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I wonder if the doctor that spanked miamigatormike when he was born was a UHealth doc, and he still resents being spanked publicly to this day.
That's probably why he'll never post here either.
 
They stopped that poverty sh quickfast to cope with other excuses and methaginations
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It's stunning, actually.

Since I was a little kid growing up in Central Florida, all I ever heard was that Florida is the flagship state school in the best conference and everyone wants to be a Gator...

Now it's "if we don't overpay for every recruit, nobody will want to come to Flagship University in Titletown".

It's pathetic. They have zero pride. Everything they've ever told you about their program is a lie. They got lucky with ONE coaching search (Spurrier was a Gator alum, that's like pretending that hiring Mario was some genius move that nobody could have foreseen).

Just think about that. "We just don't have enough money to attract talent and win". That's a direct quote. Flagship University, with all the wealthy alums and decades of taking all the taxpayer funding at the expense of the directional schools like UCF and USF, and they are broke. Decades of being the "men's college" while F$U could only admit women. Empty pockets. Decades of being the only program in the state that was in a conference. BROKE.

"We don't have enough money".

And all the attributes they could sell, if only they had a recruiting guru for a coach. One of the best state schools (academically) in the country. Recent national championships. Hall-of-Fame alums (both of them). But, NOPE, without overpaying, there's no way to get talented players to go to Flagship University in Titletown.

Sad...
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He reads this board. I’d let him come in here to talk gator stepping on our throats foosball though it’s a hassle for us Maude’s because a bunch of the natives here would just attack him rather than help him argue himself into a corner.
We've done that before. It's amusing to a point. I'm sure we'll see plenty of gators in the coming months.
 
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Besides all of the other delusion that can fill an entire encyclopedia - it's pretty easy to just look at the numbers to see that "volume" decidedly does not help your composite in any real way. The bottom 6 signees from our 291.54 composite score added a grand total of... 1.02 points to the total. Take them away and were still over 290 and still in 4th place.

Who do they think they're kidding?
I guess it’s about that time that I hit everyone with a refresher that…

THERES NO ONE MORE DELUSIONAL THAN A DELUSIONAL UFAG FAN !!!!
 
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Aren’t the boards all set up like that on 247???
No. If you’re an annual VIP member you can upvote/downvote comments on every other 247 board you just can’t comment on those boards. It’s why you will often see posts on ITU titled “downvote party” then they’ll go to a rivals board and downvote all the dumb posts. Ms. Hall set it up so only Swamp247 members can downvote his insane post
 
Update: What a huge hairy ***** Graham Hall is he let’s anyone upvote his post but have to be a **** VIP member to downvote it
That’s not how it works. You can only up vote on other teams boards if you’re signed up for a specific team. Almost every other school board I’ve been on does not allow you to down vote. It might be the default setting for their team.
 
247 Sports did a survey of HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS in 2023 and ranked the top 25 college football brands based on THEIR responses:

#10 U of Miami
#11 U of Florida
#17 FSU
Do you happen to have the link?
 
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