Tears Gator Tears

[JHallCanes]

Man remember when our commits would have an announcement date on signing day and we actually thought it could still be us?

Napier and Golden are two of a kind

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

Fun Billy Napier fact

After getting fired at Clemson, Napier's next on field position was not WR coach at Alabama. It was WR coach at Colorado State, under future UF head coach and shark ******, Jim McElwain.

 

[PRcane787]

 

[SpikeUM]

Fellow porsters, I hate to put a damper on our good times in this thread, but.....we want Billlllie to be the coach against us not only in '24 but in '25 too. At the rate he is crashing, he might not make past this NSD.

We need to wish him some good luck, maybe some PWO's commit, or he gets a flip from FAMU or Louisiana, or a full time chef for cooking courses, or maybe the on campus hotel agrees to a remodel.

 

[Canes2082]

Wow… thanks but no thanks

 

[JD08]

Fellow porsters, I hate to put a damper on our good times in this thread, but.....we want Billlllie to be the coach against us not only in '24 but in '25 too. At the rate he is crashing, he might not make past this NSD.

We need to wish him some good luck, maybe some PWO's commit, or he gets a flip from FAMU or Louisiana, or a full time chef for cooking courses, or maybe the on campus hotel agrees to a remodel.

Schadenfreude is addictive. We're gonna OD then go cold turkey.

 

[Canes2082]

Fellow porsters, I hate to put a damper on our good times in this thread, but.....we want Billlllie to be the coach against us not only in '24 but in '25 too. At the rate he is crashing, he might not make past this NSD.

We need to wish him some good luck, maybe some PWO's commit, or he gets a flip from FAMU or Louisiana, or a full time chef for cooking courses, or maybe the on campus hotel agrees to a remodel.

They lose Lagway and LJ they will fire him

 

[filmcane]

They lose Lagway and LJ they will fire him

 

[cf3000]

Wow… thanks but no thanks

You can't make that up

 

[SpikeUM]

They lose Lagway and LJ they will fire him

The problem is, who will they hire in his stead, while still paying Mullen and SBB and who knows who else?

 

[JD08]

Wow… thanks but no thanks

Our potential transfers are deciding between us and the NFL, theirs are deciding between them and shuffleboard at Del Boca Vista.

 

[bdcane4eva]

**** they got mfers now that would rather call it a career vs be a gaytor!

 

[Silentobserver]

You can't make that up

Well you can and that's what that account does...make satirical posts.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

You can't make that up

Not only would you not make this up, you wouldn’t even think it up, because it sounds so absurdly ridiculous.

But yet here we are.

Rather than putting some money in his back pocket and getting an extra year, this guy would rather retire than move to ****sville and play for Sling Blade.

 

[JD08]

Well you can and that's what that account does...make satirical posts.

Was it the Babylon Bee in their name that gave it away? Good satire has to be believable.

 

[dk72]

Bro, I’m still dying over here seeing this. Like, it’s so embarrassing for them it doesn’t even seem real…like one giant parody.

Cooking competitions! Good, they can learn valuable new skills since football clearly isn't in their future!

 

[Highline17]

Wow… thanks but no thanks

From a Babylon bee acc, but that’s hilarious

 

[Ispyin]

You can't make that up

Uhm who wants to tell him

 

[EB1177]

Listen up gator. You fools dragged us all summer and fall with your class. How the turntables.

This thread predicted what Vegas predicted for your season while you delusional turds were crowning “Big **** Billy.” You ladies think you’re a blue blood… every other fanbase laughs at you. What is it, 3 consecutive losing seasons now?

We know, we know… we have 3 people who show up to our games in the ****** ACC, in our rented stadium with no game day atmosphere, a zillion miles away from our broke, poor facilities-less campus in dangerous Coral Gables.

Isn’t it amazing that somehow we continue to out-recruit the self-described Flagship University with your massive alumni base, SEC SEC SEC membership and all of these advantages you are supposed to have?

The gator has always been a chicken **** ***** program with a delusional arrogance feeding your false sense of superiority. That’s why this thread is so successful. When you flounder it's the greatest show on message boards.

Never change gators.

Drop the f*****g mic

 

[AkronCane]

God I miss this show. Before the abortion of a final season, that was arguably the best television I have ever seen. Right up there with Sopranos, The Wire and True Detective (Season 1 only).

The Wire and Season 1 on True are the standards for me. Boardwalk Empire was just a notch below.