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TheOriginalCane said:
Don't let @Paranos catch you sayin' that...
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@Damiencane86
Lizzo and any girl friend she wants to bring can get the Paranos VIP balls deep no pull out package weekend get away at the Hilton property of their choice.
#WeMakingBigLivesFromBigThighs

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DTP said:
They think the only reason we signed better classes was because Bogeyman Ruiz “bought” every single player. Now their fan fiction story is that Ruiz is broke and now he can’t buy everyone so we’re no longer a threat. Of course this completely ignores Mario’s recruiting history at Oregon and Alabama but they never let facts get in the way of good gator fan fiction.
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Ruiz isn’t broke though nor is he the only benefactor. Only thing Ruiz has negatively going against him is that he’s obnoxious af on social media
 
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RVACane said:
That’s the beauty of this. When I screenshot that I was like wow, they think we’re a 1 trick pony that’s dead. They’re going to get whacked in the back of the head with a shovel.
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They’re used to getting whacked in the backside but usually it’s a couple feet lower than their heads….😜
 
Paranos said:
@Damiencane86
Lizzo and any girl friend she wants to bring can get the Paranos VIP balls deep no pull out package weekend get away at the Hilton property of their choice.
#WeMakingBigLivesFromBigThighs

lizzo-twerk-with-lizzo.gif


Go Canes
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If she’s bringing a friend then you better get a suite with a king size bed if not somebody ending up on the floor when the fun starts…lol
 
Cajuncane said:
It be wise to stay on the first floor cause some of the floors ain’t holding all that bouncing up and down…😜
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When paranos makes a repeat reservation at certain hotels they put him in the same rooms as previously as they had civil engineers come in and double up the floor joists and add a paralam
 
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