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DTP said:
That’s why I call it gator fan fiction. They just make things up and accept them as facts.
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RVACane said:
That’s the beauty of this. When I screenshot that I was like wow, they think we’re a 1 trick pony that’s dead. They’re going to get whacked in the back of the head with a shovel.
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They’re used to getting whacked in the backside but usually it’s a couple feet lower than their heads….😜
 
Paranos said:
@Damiencane86
Lizzo and any girl friend she wants to bring can get the Paranos VIP balls deep no pull out package weekend get away at the Hilton property of their choice.
#WeMakingBigLivesFromBigThighs

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Go Canes
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If she’s bringing a friend then you better get a suite with a king size bed if not somebody ending up on the floor when the fun starts…lol
 
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Cajuncane said:
It be wise to stay on the first floor cause some of the floors ain’t holding all that bouncing up and down…😜
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When paranos makes a repeat reservation at certain hotels they put him in the same rooms as previously as they had civil engineers come in and double up the floor joists and add a paralam
 
786Cane said:
@RVACane You really knocked it out of the park with your comments. Even though, the jokes have basically written themselves this weekend.
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If I’m being remotely fair, I get that it’s the first OV weekend in June and kids have other visits lined up. I says the same thing on this board as it relates to expectations in June… but we saw their set up for the visits and when you see some of the quotes kids gave after this weekend at Miami, and the feedback I’m seeing on their board per their writer, it sure seems like it was flat there with no buzz and momentum.
 
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RVACane said:
If I’m being remotely fair, I get that it’s the first OV weekend in June and kids have other visits lined up. I says the same thing on this board as it relates to expectations in June… but we saw their set up for the visits and when you see some of the quotes kids gave after this weekend at Miami, and the feedback I’m seeing on their board per their writer, it sure seems like it was flat there with no buzz and momentum.
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They have the personality of a gallon of milk and the creativity of someone who's been in a coma for 50 years and just came out of it. Can't believe that this was the best they could come up with, especially on their first cruitin' weekend.
We may not land everyone that we want; but those kids and their families have been wowed this weekend by our staff and we've given them all something to think about.
 
RVACane said:
If I’m being remotely fair, I get that it’s the first OV weekend in June and kids have other visits lined up. I says the same thing on this board as it relates to expectations in June… but we saw their set up for the visits and when you see some of the quotes kids gave after this weekend at Miami, and the feedback I’m seeing on their board per their writer, it sure seems like it was flat there with no buzz and momentum.
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I mean how much momentum can you have when you’re weighted down with cinnamon buns and that once in a lifetime ( anymore than once and your heart might stop) Mac and mayo they fed them…it’s like that sleepiness you get from eating Turkey only 10 times worse..
 
RVACane said:
If I’m being remotely fair, I get that it’s the first OV weekend in June and kids have other visits lined up. I says the same thing on this board as it relates to expectations in June… but we saw their set up for the visits and when you see some of the quotes kids gave after this weekend at Miami, and the feedback I’m seeing on their board per their writer, it sure seems like it was flat there with no buzz and momentum.
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Honestly I’m surprised an evening at Dave and Busters along with 2 nights lodging at the “Stadium Hotel” wasn’t a bigger hit
 
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