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I love that they can’t put it all together. “Most of these players he had a relationship with while at Oregon, he’s in trouble when his west coast connections run dry.” As if, a Cuban man from Miami who was able to develop relationships on THE WEST COAST will struggle recruiting Florida, because he doesn’t have relationships. As if he won’t be able to do the same thing he’s done everywhere. Billy has no relationships in Florida, but that’s not gonna hinder him?
 
Here's what the Gaytor fans will never understand.

IN THEORY, Billy Gaypier MIGHT HAVE hired the best teaching coaches and the greatest gameday coaches on the planet. I doubt it, but it is possible IN THEORY.

And maybe Gaypier's staff will surprise us all. Soon.

But. BUT.

It is currently inarguable that (besides Corey Raymond) Billy hired a bunch of no-names. Over half of his staff worked for him at Louisiana at some point.

AND FOR RECRUITING PURPOSES, names matter. Reputations matter. Past experience AT POWER FIVE SCHOOLS matters.

So let's try this exercise...look down at your **** and tell me when it moves...

Patrick Toney, Rob Sale, Sean Spencer, Jabbar Juluke, Jay Bateman, Keary Colbert, William Peagler, Mike Peterson, Darnell Stapleton...

OK, still flaccid? Considering Cialis?

Let's try this again...

Kevin Steele, Josh Gattis, Alex Mirabal, Joe Salave'a, Charlie Strong, Jahmile Addae, Stephen Field, Frank Ponce, Kevin Smith, Rod Wright, Jen Strawley (THAT WAS A TEST, YOU SICK FVCKS!), Ed Reed, Jason Taylor, Alonzo Highsmith, Demarcus Van Dyke, Mike Rumph...

And THAT, my friends, is why Mario is destroying Billy on the recruiting trail. Maybe William Peagler is an ace at clock management and will help Billy win a squeaker over F$U. Maybe Keary Cobert will show some of his WRs how to get past the doormen at clubs like he did in Los Angeles. Maybe Darnell Stapleton will teach his OLs all about the texture of baby ****e.

But for right now, for RECRUITING, there is a profound difference between the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad that Mario hired and the G5 Staph that Billy hired.
 
There’s levels to this. Napier was supposed to be a bigtime hire. The Tom Hermann and Scott Frost of last season’s coaching hires. But he’s not even them. So maybe he’s not Al Golden bad. But I won’t even concede that.

Either way, he’s not a Top 20 coach and I’ll be shocked if his class ends in the Top 15 unless he has a class of 35 kids. That class average is only going down from here on out.
Napier is below Golden.
 
Here's what the Gaytor fans will never understand.

IN THEORY, Billy Gaypier MIGHT HAVE hired the best teaching coaches and the greatest gameday coaches on the planet. I doubt it, but it is possible IN THEORY.

And maybe Gaypier's staff will surprise us all. Soon.

But. BUT.

It is currently inarguable that (besides Corey Raymond) Billy hired a bunch of no-names. Over half of his staff worked for him at Louisiana at some point.

AND FOR RECRUITING PURPOSES, names matter. Reputations matter. Past experience AT POWER FIVE SCHOOLS matters.

So let's try this exercise...look down at your **** and tell me when it moves...

Patrick Toney, Rob Sale, Sean Spencer, Jabbar Juluke, Jay Bateman, Keary Colbert, William Peagler, Mike Peterson, Darnell Stapleton...

OK, still flaccid? Considering Cialis?

Let's try this again...

Kevin Steele, Josh Gattis, Alex Mirabal, Joe Salave'a, Charlie Strong, Jahmile Addae, Stephen Field, Frank Ponce, Kevin Smith, Rod Wright, Jen Strawley (THAT WAS A TEST, YOU SICK FVCKS!), Ed Reed, Jason Taylor, Alonzo Highsmith, Demarcus Van Dyke, Mike Rumph...

And THAT, my friends, is why Mario is destroying Billy on the recruiting trail. Maybe William Peagler is an ace at clock management and will help Billy win a squeaker over F$U. Maybe Keary Cobert will show some of his WRs how to get past the doormen at clubs like he did in Los Angeles. Maybe Darnell Stapleton will teach his OLs all about the texture of baby ****e.

But for right now, for RECRUITING, there is a profound difference between the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad that Mario hired and the G5 Staph that Billy hired.
Oddly, it moved for strawley
 
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Here's what the Gaytor fans will never understand.
IN THEORY, Billy Gaypier MIGHT HAVE hired the best teaching coaches and the greatest gameday coaches on the planet. I doubt it, but it is possible IN THEORY.

And maybe Gaypier's staff will surprise us all. Soon.

But. BUT.

It is currently inarguable that (besides Corey Raymond) Billy hired a bunch of no-names. Over half of his staff worked for him at Louisiana at some point.

AND FOR RECRUITING PURPOSES, names matter. Reputations matter. Past experience AT POWER FIVE SCHOOLS matters.

So let's try this exercise...look down at your **** and tell me when it moves...

Patrick Toney, Rob Sale, Sean Spencer, Jabbar Juluke, Jay Bateman, Keary Colbert, William Peagler, Mike Peterson, Darnell Stapleton...

OK, still flaccid? Considering Cialis?

Let's try this again...

Kevin Steele, Josh Gattis, Alex Mirabal, Joe Salave'a, Charlie Strong, Jahmile Addae, Stephen Field, Frank Ponce, Kevin Smith, Rod Wright, Jen Strawley (THAT WAS A TEST, YOU SICK FVCKS!), Ed Reed, Jason Taylor, Alonzo Highsmith, Demarcus Van Dyke, Mike Rumph...

And THAT, my friends, is why Mario is destroying Billy on the recruiting trail. Maybe William Peagler is an ace at clock management and will help Billy win a squeaker over F$U. Maybe Keary Cobert will show some of his WRs how to get past the doormen at clubs like he did in Los Angeles. Maybe Darnell Stapleton will teach his OLs all about the texture of baby ****e.

But for right now, for RECRUITING, there is a profound difference between the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad that Mario hired and the G5 Staph that Billy hired.

Didn’t they give their special teams coordinator some ridiculous title like gamechanging play coordinator?
 
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