Tears Gator Tears

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Miami hired Mario ******* Cristobal, gave him a massive budget for an A+ staff around him, and one of the biggest NIL bags in the game.

The gator hired Billy Napier and surrounded him with the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse collective.

This is going to be like Christmas Day, every ******* day, for YEARS.

This is the literal literal tip of the iceberg.
 
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Where Hova at when y'all need him? LOL!!!

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They already regret firing Mullen. I mean, he was a lazy recruiter but he could also put together a top 40 offense with jags and leftovers. Billy ain’t that guy. He has to recruit at an elite level. Their roster already has holes, guys are getting cut and hitting the portal and he can’t fill those spots fast enough. I didn’t think it was a complete tear-down job like FSU but it’s starting to look like that
 
I’m sure most of you guys are familiar with the expression “flop sweat“.

There are nuances in its explanation/definition, I see flop sweat as something that happens when you speak in front of a big group and you’re totally unprepared - you can just see the buckets of sweat pouring from somebody’s forehead when that happens.

Sling Blade Billy is in way over his head. Just a few months into the job, and he’s drenched in flop sweat, he knows he can’t cut it. He simply is not P5 ready, and he knows it.

Here is the visual manifestation of Sling Blade’s flop sweat.

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