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I’m sure most of you guys are familiar with the expression “flop sweat“.

There are nuances in its explanation/definition, I see flop sweat as something that happens when you speak in front of a big group and you’re totally unprepared - you can just see the buckets of sweat pouring from somebody’s forehead when that happens.

Sling Blade Billy is in way over his head. Just a few months into the job, and he’s drenched in flop sweat, he knows he can’t cut it. He simply is not P5 ready, and he knows it.

Here is the visual manifestation of Sling Blade’s flop sweat.

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That “won’t back down” line is the name of a Tom Petty song. He’s gone full ****.
 
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Lake Gibson. You also have Lakeland and Kathleen out that way.

Cormani was at Lake Gibson when Mario came out to speak. He is EXPECTED to transfer to Lakeland for his senior year.

Maps are fun.


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Oh, and Kathleen is the school along the left edge of the map.
World Plotting GIF by Four Rest Films
 
To his credit, he said from the jump to have patience but when you make $7+ mill a year, he gotta know folks won't be patient


I think there is a difference between "patience on the wins", as it might take a bit of time to get your preferred personnel in place, and "patience on the process of recruiting", for which Gaytor fans have never exhibited any chill.

The Gaytors fans have traditionally been obsessed with "bump class", and now that the "bump class" comes two months earlier than it ever did, none of the Gaytors seem to factor in the enormous pressure for a new coach to hit some mythical target about 12 months after being hired. PARTICULARLY for a G5-to-P5 corch.
 
Some might say he backed down




Wait, so is he trying to troll Mario over "stealing" a Jacksonville kid, by highlighting (in blue) the word "Won" in "Won't Back Down"?

Holy sheeeit, that might be the most passive passive-aggressive attempt at a troll that I've ever seen.

At least Mullet was fvckin' with UGa every chance he got with his numerical brain-teasers and trying to reference how long it had been since UGa won a national championship and whatnot...
 
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Wait, so is he trying to troll Mario over "stealing" a Jacksonville kid, by highlighting (in blue) the word "Won" in "Won't Back Down"?

Holy sheeeit, that might be the most passive passive-aggressive attempt at a troll that I've ever seen.

At least Mullet was fvckin' with UGa every chance he got with his numerical brain-teasers and trying to reference how long it had been since UGa won a national championship and whatnot...
Honestly I think he just doesn’t know how to use hashtags. He put the apostrophe in there and it messed up the hyperlink. Just further makes him look like he doesn’t know what he’s doing.
 
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